HOLY SHIT! I'm freaking out! Chimpy's due to take the podium soon!

[jefferson_dem]

He's so damn good at these press conference thingies... Anyone else worried?

:scared:

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:sarcasm:

[deadparrot]

1. I hope no one forgets Poland. nt

[libertypirate]

2. He is only good because he has an ear piece

and they keep it simple and prepare all the questions.

Dog and pony show.

Sick about it really.

[gizmo1979]

3. Is it 7:00 eastern? Thought it was central?

[jefferson_dem]

6. 8:30 p.m. EDT. An hour and a half away. But I'm already having serious

coniptions!...:scared:

[Vadem]

10. Nope, only an hour away; they moved the time up to 8:00, didn't

want to interfere with Survivor, you know! LOL

[jefferson_dem]

23. D'oh! Thanks. "Apprentice" too.

[hopein08]

4. Wasn't his last primetime new conference...

the one where he couldn't think of any mistakes that he had made?

I may have missed one or two. I try not to watch him.

I am expecting the worst so I am not too worried.

I'm mad that CBS is carrying it! I would much rather watch "Survivor"!!!

[rzemanfl]

11. Yeah, he couldn't think of any mistakes he made- while he was

wearing that tie that strobed like crazy and drove you nuts looking at it. He had to have known the tie was a mistake.

[freeplessinseattle]

24. he freaked out and ended it suddenly

was asked some real questions and after stammering for awhile said there was not enough oxygen in the room and left.

I sure hope some real questions get asked this time.

[Stinky The Clown]

26. I hear Harry Reid sent him one of these ...... just as a mind fuck

[Guckert]

5. Freedom, Liberty, terror, fear, Freedom, S.S in trouble, Remember 9/11,

Uh, duh, um, duh, uh, duh, um, Freedom, liberty, Iraq, Saddam, Freedom, we learned from 9/11.

thanks for you questions.

[jefferson_dem]

8. you forgot the random reminders that it's all "hard work" "hard work"...

[charlyvi]

22. And They Hate Us for Our Freedom!

We mustn't forget how they hate us for our freedom!

:rofl:

[ultraist]

14. LOL!

um, um, um, culture of life, um dum, uh, uh, spreading freedom, uh...

[whistle]

7. 90 minutes...about how long does it take for ICBMs from launch...

...to detonation in Tehran. :nuke:

[rzemanfl]

9. Is husb2sparkly going to post after *'s press conference? He is

always so carefully analytical when he talks about the motherf***king moron. I await his words.

[Stinky The Clown]

27. I dunno if I can handle this. He so outclasses me

I'm only good at excoriating the lesser gods.

But I'll probably try! :)

[rzemanfl]

30. Get some of that solid liquified natural gas and light a fire under

your ass! If you accept this mission, make your theme * and disgusting bodily functions and/or medical conditions. This post will self destruct in ten seconds...

[Sparkly]

28. I'm sure he will.

If he doesn't vent here, I'm more likely to have to listen to his screaming and swearing (in both English and Italian) through the weekend. :)

[rzemanfl]

31. Wish I could swear in two languages. Would it be okay to just

add some vowels, like Bush is a stupido assiholio, dumbi scumbagio, nitwitini, assihato and stuff like that?

[ultraist]

12. Why are you worried?

He'll likely make a complete idiot of himself, so what. Frankly, I hope he does show his true colors. People need to take a closer look at who they voted for. Perhaps, they wont make the mistake of voting Repuke again.

[burn the bush]

13. so good? The idiot has never made it through a speech without sounding

like an idiot. The sheeple just act like they didn't notice.

[rocktivity]

15. I'm ready

And I presume you'fe being sarcastic.


rocknation

[jefferson_dem]

20. Sarcasm galore. No worries here. That fucking buffoon's got NOTHING!

[mia]

16. Where to watch it online?

n/t

[mia]

21. found it

http://www.whitehouse.gov/

[in_cog_ni_to]

17. He's good at press conferences?

The journalists who are there are INVITED. They sit in a particular order that McClellan puts them in. Bush has a list of names, in order. The journalists are given the questions he wants asked and McClellan writes out the answers for him. It's all choreographed.

Number 1...call on John King. Here's the answer.

Number 2...call on Davis Gregory. Here's the answer.

Number 3...call on Wolf Blitzer. Here's the answer.

Number 4...call on Campbell Brown. Here's the answer.

You get the drift. These press conferences are a JOKE. Or are you being sarcastic? and I totally missed it? ;)

OK...I see your :sarcasm: at the bottom of your post. Nevermind! (done in the voice of Gilda Radner :) )

[Pirate Smile]

18. LOL. Stay calm. Continue breathing. Visualize your happy place.

:)

edit to add - I can recognize sarcasm.

[ThumperDumper]

19. But his numbers tank every time he does one...

Besides, it's fun to watch him dodge questions.

It's not so fun to watch the press take it like lap dogs, though, and not ask followups.

[Malva Zebrina]

25. there will be no real questions asked

we know that.

This so called presidential press conference is nothing but a marketing technique. It is too bad that the networks will carry it and endorse it as such and it is too bad that there will be NO rebuttal from anyone who sees it different.

This is simply another Bush ad,

and who pays for this?

[Stinky The Clown]

29. My take on thsi press(ed ham) conference ......

The fact is, they don't want to hold this. They know his numbers turn to shit every time he opens his dumb fucking yap. I think this is another stunt to prop his dying ass up. A mark of desperation.

He's more like President Bernie at this point.