Poll: Most important Fox/CNN news stories the past 10 years.

[Elwood P Dowd]

Poll question: Poll: Most important Fox/CNN news stories the past 10 years.

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[Beelzebud]

1. No question: The Runaway Bride is the story of our lifetime!

/sarchasm off
/me pukes

:)

[still_one]

4. aboslutely

[saigon68]

11. slutely You got it

Only the schaivo clsuter-fuck could challenge this important and heart wrenching Saga.

[KeepItReal]

2. Fox News? My DirecTV doesn't go there.

I'm about to de-program CNN and CNN "Headline News" too.

Now CNN can't even do 24 hour news right. WTF is this lady's talk show doing on all damn night? Can they just go back to cute news readers 24/7? :eyes:

[whistle]

3. No news story that Fox/CNN do has any importance to me....

...what so ever. They both really blew this Jennifer Wildebeest runaway bride story though. Each was really ticked that she do not come up DOA. Now both networks seem to want he head on a platter.

[BlueEyedSon]

5. Where's Scott Peterson? nt

[Elwood P Dowd]

8. Darn! If left off the second most important news story of the decade.

My bad. :blush:

[conflictgirl]

6. What? No pope? nt

nt

[Hello_Kitty]

7. Au contraire, my little Faux-sters....

I was once again forcibly subjected to 45 minutes of Fox due to the fact that it is on at my gym while I'm doing cardio. Granted, it's on mute but I find you don't really need to hear it anyway to get the talking points they want you to have. Apparently...the big story now is, and we know this because the Great O'Lielly himself is covering it "Rush Limbaugh - Is the real crime taking place in the Florida Courts?" Yes, friends, those Eeevil Activist Judges are at it again! And they must be stopped!

[arcos]

9. Where's Terri Schiavo?? nt

[Elwood P Dowd]

10. That's only the third most important story.

I guess the Michael Jackson trial would be next.

[mtnsnake]

12. What about the kids in Florida selling lemonade without a license?

Now THAT really had my attention. I search the papers everyday for updates on that one!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

13. Like the JFK Assassination and September 11th, 2001,

years from now, Americans will always remember where they were and what they were doing on the day CNN announced that the Runaway Bride was found safe and sound.