And Jesus said, 'Go ye forth into every nation & conquer it".

[mopaul]

and Jesus said, 'build thee a gigantic temple of gold in which to worship me'. 'go ye into north America and wipeth out the heathen aborigines, and forceth thy religion on them, and smiteth them, and their gods'.

and Jesus said, 'hate thine ememy, and turneth not the other cheek when he strikes you, and do unto others BEFORE they do unto you'.

and Jesus said, 'blessed are the arrogant and prideful, for theirs is whatever they want', and, 'come unto me, and i will make you killers of men', and, 'suffer the little children, who weren't born christians'.

and Jesus said, 'taketh this gospel and shoveth it down every throat, in every land', and, 'render unto ceasar what is god's'. 'giveth mammon to the preacher on t.v., he is my servant whom i have chosen above all others', and, 'followeth ye every command of the president that mine own father has anointed unto you'.

Jesus said all this stuff, i swear on a stack of bibles.

[bryant69]

1. Huh.

Well if you're sure, I guess it must be so. But it sure doesn't sound right, you know what I mean?

Bryant
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[imenja]

2. Why do you even care?

I will never understand the obsession non-theists have with the Bible.

[followthemoney]

3. Blessed are the strong who treadeth on the neck of the weak

Hail to Jesus, Beloved Warrior God of the West.

[enki23]

4. you're kidding, right?

sure. and i'll never understand the obsession non-republicans have for president bush. :eyes:

[imenja]

5. take a trip to the library

read something. Find a new paradigm.

It's one thing to oppose the erosion of the separation of Church and State. But this endless parade of moronic comments on religion is insufferable. Is the problem that you can stand the fact that people on this planet think differently from yourself or are there policy concerns that you want addressed? If it is the latter, make those clear. This kind of thread does nothing to address that.

[mopaul]

7. take a valium

i know you'd like it if i just shut up permanently.

[bryant69]

9. Yeah, take it easy on Mopaul

I mean while he doesn't seem have a lot to say, he certainly should be allowed to say it without attacks on him.

[mopaul]

10. thanks

i don't ever get offended by anything i read here. never have, never will.

[enki23]

11. thanks for the free advice

in the meantime, perhaps you can make reference my recent and endless parade of moronic comments on religion, for which you have seen fit to prescribe a "trip to the library" for me.

and yes, the problem is that i can stand the fact that people on this planet think differently from myself. you've got me down cold. and wet. and wriggling. i should never have thought i could sneak that one by such a genius as yourself.

[leesa]

14. Hmmm...think it might have something to do with bible thumpers

forcing their beliefs down our throats non-stop? Think it might have something to do with rampant hypocrasy?

[Walt Starr]

6. So where the hell do I get a copy of Pat Robemsome's Bible?

Because that's obviously where you found this stuff!

[WLKjr]

13. "Sounded like a Falsewell sermon"

I heard his voice while reading that.

[Dhalgren]

8. Imagine being a full citizen in a free country

and being forced to give respect and reverence to someone else's religion, 24/7. And if you complain or take umbrage at being so forced, you are ridiculed and castigated for being insensitive and persecuting those who force you to honor their faith. And if should point out to any of the religionists that the tenets of their faith are not evident in the way they live and how they behave, you will be ostracized and brow beaten and shunned and called all manner of vile names...

[Mandate My Ass]

12. Blessed are they who thirst for

oil and blood, for they shall be glutted like leeches.

[catmandu57]

15. And especially those fuckin ragheads

You know them muthafuckers are the ones who killed me, so, go forth and fuck with their world, kick their ass and steal their oil.