I wasn't going to do an MJ thread - but those 'fans' of his deserve one

[The Straight Story]

Are those people nuts? I dunno, guess I am being harsh and overly judgemental and all that. Naw, F*ck that, they are nuts.




http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=michael+jackson+fans&btnG=Search+News

[mopaul]

1. free roaming nutballs of the world

[The Straight Story]

5. I can't think of anyone I would release white doves for like that

or any of the other crazy antics we saw or read about. If I ever have fans and they act nuts like that I will tell em to go home and spend some time with their families or go fishing or something.

The only fans I have now are on DU, and they all have me on ignore.

[la la]

18. They've been on the bus

from Florida --the slow bus - from the Schiavo street fair.


:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[Maat]

2. They are nuts.

And my nephew won't be allowed to get either near MJ or Neverland.

[Tempest]

3. No more nuts than the rabid Bush haters here

Which I'm proud to be one of.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. The woman with the doves was WAAAY out there.

For each not guilty verdict she'd release a dove, big, gobsmacked smile on her face like she'd just won the lottery. I just can't figure out people who ADORE celebrities like that. It's spooky, almost like stalking.

[TimeChaser]

6. What was she going to do with the "Guilty" doves?

Bite their heads off? :shrug:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. LOL! She probably had tarantulas to squish

for guilty verdicts.

[KittyWampus]

16. hahahahahaha... yeah,, the fans deserve a thread

[The Straight Story]

7. At least she did not release caged up little boys :)

Oh man, that's bad...countdown to comment pull...t minus 10 seconds...

[mike_c]

8. she was going to bite the head off of one for each guilty verdict.....

Step away from Michael or the dove gets it....

[assclown_bush]

17. OK, that was really funny.

That made my day just a little more fun. Thank you for that.

:rofl:

[Must_B_Free]

9. I thought the dove lady was outstanding

[The Straight Story]

12. I won't flame you for that, I will ask though

Where do you buy your crack at, cause it's some good shit :)

[Stirk]

11. Maybe they're there to socialize. That's all I can figure.

You know- maybe they just wanted to meet other Michael Jackson fans. I really can't comprehend any other reason to gather like that for a damned celebrity trial.

[The Straight Story]

14. I can get the socializing part and hanging ok

but sheeesh. I have not seen that many freaks since I went to the opening night of star wars where guys older then me were whipping out light sabers or dressing up like dork vader (you don't know the power of the dork side....)

[TimeChaser]

19. Hey now

I was one of the dorks who dressed up for Return of the King :)

[The Straight Story]

21. LOL

Well I was at the midnight showing myself :) But then my engineers had a star wars party (and we tried to figure out what we saw people ever eat in all the movies) and they bought my ticket and popcorn.

I would have dressed up like vader if I could have :) As it was I wore all black, my trench coat, and black cowboy hat. But then, that is how I dress for work.

[Stirk]

20. I hope you weren't in Long Beach when you saw that!

Vroooom.... shwooooommmmmm

[BattyDem]

13. These people need to get it through their heads that ...

HE'S NOT A GOD ... HE'S A POP STAR! :eyes:

Man ... the lady with the doves really needs to get a grip, LOL! I understand she's happy ... but damn!

[Catherine Vincent]

15. I think they're just looking for an excuse to party. It's summer!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!