Well, I'm convinced: "Wes Clark: Unfit To Be President"

[SeveneightyWhoa]

The right-wing attack machine is out in full force, and this time, they've taken me along for the ride! I'm convinced that Clark is evil! Thanks, Bush-lovers and anti-military leftists--this article is the best yet, detailing all of Clark's misdeeds and personality flaws.

http://www.patrioticamerica.net/fea20.html

[diplomats]

1. I expected this

and I assume Clark knew what he would face. It'll be interesting to see how he handles everything.

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

2. leftists aren't anti-military

I have no problem with a career military person in high office - sure, I'd prefer an enlisted man, but as long as they are Democratic and progressive and populist I'm fine with it.

[w4rma]

6. I have no problem with a high ranking U.S. military person as pres, either

Note, my opinion is that Dean is easily the most competent individual running for President in this race.

[MrPrax]

48. What...

Most leftists I know are anti-war!!!
Not likely to accept the masters of war as their democratically elected leaders...let's leave the mils to Pakistan and those other citadels of 'democracy'

[RichV]

51. Should be noted

that "anti-war" and "anti-military" are not one in the same.

[Skittles]

3. www. patrioticamerica???

that about f***ing says it all. It sure is fun watching the right wingers sh***ing bricks these days.

[Zero Gravitas]

5. Did you actually read the linked article?

If you didn't, you should. :)

[RobertSeattle]

22. Funny

As a spoof, I should post a bogus link in the Lounge and makes exaggerated pre and post comments about the contents of the link and see how many people respond to the comments instead of actually looking at the link.

(But not right now - I'm busy!)

[oasis]

45. Thanks, glad I read it before making a comment. :)

[imax2268]

50. seriously...

what kind of drivel was that...?

The sites name says it all...

[PROGRESSIVE1]

4. I am VERY OFFENDED!!!!!!!!!

I am a center left progressive and am pro military! I support their right to have humane benifits so that they can live! I believe in a strong defense as most people beleive in!!!!

Let's not start making these acusations against eachother, bad enough that it is coming from the Reich!

[CoffeePlease1947]

49. oops, somebody didn't click on the link

He is being sarcastic. Read the link.

Mike

[Demobrat]

7. It's a spoof. I'm no Clark supporter, but come on.

Even more food-related complaints about Mr. Clark have found their way into the public arena.

We saw him at Taco Bell three weeks ago. What is a wealthy retired General and businessman doing eating low-quality Mexico food? He=s obviously pandering to the Mexicans and the rest of the Democrat fanbase. And the fact that he accepts such low-quality food shows that he=ll resort to low-quality national defense, a low-quality military, low-quality healthcare, and low-quality jobs for American people. You can bet that welfare for illegal Mexican immigrants will increase two-thousand-fold under Clark@, mused a non-Mexican businesswoman from California.

Others offer an even darker picture of the possible President.

AAbout three years ago I was in Washington with my family, and I saw the General prancing down the street with some men in business suits. I recognized Clark from the television, so I waited until our eyes met, when I waved at him to say hello. Of course, this so-called great, great man turned to one of the a--holes beside him and said something derogatory about my half-black child. Either that, or he was taking a good-spirited jab at my clown suit. But he=s still an a--hole nonetheless@, offered a clown-costume salesman from Virginia.

[Jackpine Radical]

8. Yah, after reading that article

I'm gonna stop payent on that $2k check I sent his campaign. Jezz, whadda sleazeball he is!!

P.S. To the other posters on this thread--either READ the article or turn on yer brains and then RE-read it.

[TreasonousBastard]

9. ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!

I admit I was taken for a ride, too, but this has opened MY eyes.

How could we ever have a President who orders THAT at a steakhouse?

The shame of it all. We could never face the world. What's left of it after this man destroys it.

I'm changing my vote.

(the poll was neat, too)

[xJlM]

10. That page is kinda f'ed up

And I'm not talking about the comments it makes. They, of course, are just plain silly.

The problem I would have would be voting for anyone who voted for Nixon or Reagan. That doesn't sound like any kind of Democrat to me. Doesn't matter, I believe he's already peaked...

[starscape]

11. It's a joke site

Gotta be. Pretty funny one, too. Did anyone read it?

[soleft]

12. Is this thread proof that people don't read threads before commenting

satire folks

[Melinda]

13. SIlly people - try READing the link before posting. One gem:

“He hates America, I just know it. You can see it in his eyes”, blasts an admitted registered Democrat, a blind woman, at a pro-troop rally in Ohio.

I laughed and laughed. :evilgrin:

[starscape]

14. LOL.. definitely a joke..

“He hates America, I just know it. You can see it in his eyes”, blasts an admitted registered Democrat, a blind woman, at a pro-troop rally in Ohio.

[returnable]

15. Too damn funny

Easily the Link of The Day©!

[patdem]

16. Sardonic...no....Scathing...no...Solicitous...no...Satire..thats it...LOL

a great piece! thanks....:bounce:

[Tyler Durden]

17. Ain't comin' up

can't find the server/site says the browser.

[BlueEyedSon]

18. LMFAO!!!!!

:) :) :)

[OKNancy]

19. BWHAHAHAHA

That is too funny. I laughed so hard reading the sex part.
He has LOTS of sex with his wife.

[starscape]

20. Someone should sneak over to FR and post this one for the freeps..

see how many fall for it.

Unfortunately, I've instructed my computer to self-destruct if anyone tries to log it onto FR, so I won't be able to do it..

;)

[SeveneightyWhoa]

21. For the people that got it...

..thanks for the nice comments!
If you liked it, pass the link on to whomever you think might find it funny!

Just trying to do my part to support my man Clark! I hope this does a pretty good job of showing how ridiculous all the Republican/Commie smear campaigns are.

[spindoctor]

35. ^5

I agree. How can a man that orders fish in a steakhouse be fit to govern this country?

[newyawker99]

41. Hi spindoctor!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Toucano]

23. My favorite part

"Wes and his wife used to have sex a lot. He used to throw some comments about sex with his wife, into our personal communications. He had a lot of condoms in his bedroom. He and his wife made a baby, proving they had sex. They have a son. They didn't adopt him, they had sex. They don't just have sex, they have a lot of sex", described this obviously alarmed former Clark pal.

He continued: "How is this man supposed to lead the country, when he's having sex with his wife all the time?".


:yourock:

[Myra]

25. That site is hilarious satire

Thanks so much for pointing it out SeveneightyWhoa,
and for pretending to go along with it. Very clever
of you.

:evilgrin:

[DinahMoeHum]

24. LMAO! Precious, absolutely precious!!

Taco Bell, indeed!!


:kick:

[ronnykmarshall]

26. What a scream!

[Classical_Liberal]

27. It is obviously a stereotype leftists

.

[HFishbine]

28. An unsigned

"article" written in the first person, posted by a newcommer. I smell cowardly freeper.

On edit: Got me. Dammit!

[WoodrowFan]

29. OOPS

Look again, HUMOR... :spank:

[gully]

30. OMG, what a riot!

I'd love to see a parody on all of our candidates.

[HFishbine]

31. patriotAMERICA.com?

Registered to a Canadian.

Even republicans are ashamed:

http://www.minitrue.com/forum/viewtopic.php?topic=100&forum=4

You've now been debunked, punk.

[SeveneightyWhoa]

32. I am Canadian

Yes, I've been "bebunked".
I feel so horrible. :eyes:

[HFishbine]

36. Apologies

With all the real crapolo floting around, I guess I've become gullable.

[arwalden]

33. Amateurish... but quite funny!!

I wonder how many freeper-types think it's for real?

-- Allen

[SeveneightyWhoa]

37. Amateurish?

Of course its amateurish! I made it!

[arwalden]

38. I Didn't Mean To Insult...

... that's part of it's charm and believability.

[Zuni]

34. Sean hannity and Counterpunch!

such emminently objective and not full of shit sources have convinced me that Wes Clark is pure evil.

[brad.owens]

39. I'm a Clark supporter and found the link quite funny

Come on guys, this stuff is meant to be a joke and to show how Bush is not the one we need again.

[newyawker99]

42. Hi brad.owens!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[RobertFrancisK]

40. Let's not broad brush liberals here

Not all lefties hate the military. That is an old conservative myth that drives me nuts! While I will admit, there are some far far far left extremists who definatly do (I call them the Limbaugh liberals), that is not the case for populist democrats, progressives and solid liberals (the three of which account for 95% of the left wing). Being "tough on defnse" and "stupid about defense" are two very different things, that really needs to be cleared up. By the way, what's the deal with that article. I'm assuming it was some sort of joke.

[SeveneightyWhoa]

44. I didnt say all leftists hated the military.

I meant military-hating leftists, meaning just that--leftists that dislike the military, which make up a large proportion of Dems that don't like Clark. Of course not all lefties are anti-military, and I'm sorry that my words gave people a different impression.

..its my belief that the only people against Clark right now are these "military-hating leftists" who are afraid to see a General as President, as well as the Bush-loving right.

[JohnKleeb]

43. ok I am anti military lol

Apparently you werent here when I had my old sig.
"honor the fallen" that was part of it
I am iffy on Clark, I dont care to discuss why because I dont wanna get flamed. BTW look at my personal library and my respect for veterans then tell me this far left winger is anti military, one of my heroes is Sgt Mike Strank one of the Iwo Jima flagraisers and a relative. I really respect McGovern because of what he did as a pilot and just as much as a politican. I am sorry I am far from anti military. I just dont feel right on Clark.

[SeveneightyWhoa]

46. Kick

For anyone who may have missed this..

[Robin Hood]

47. Bwahahaha!!

AI was serving Mr. Clark back when I worked at the steak place on 52nd. We offered tens of delectable steak dishes, and we specialized in beef, plain and simple. We made it clear, from our ads, to our name, to our menu, that we were steak specialists. And what did Mr. Clark order when he came in? A fish plate, of course. This is not the decision-making process of a future President@, commented an obviously distraught female former employee of a steakhouse in New York.

Even more food-related complaints about Mr. Clark have found their way into the public arena.

This was very cute.

[Kanola]

52. As a Dean supporter who also likes Clark

The repugs are afraid of him. Very afraid.

[Darranar]

53. LOL...

"Too bad Mr. Clark is a complete idiot and all of his supporters are America-hating commies in bed with Al Queda"

I mean, even Ann Coulter wouldn't go that far!

Excellent satire. And I actually read the article, too...

[Dr Fate]

54. deleting

deleting

[SeveneightyWhoa]

55. I'm upping this thread..

..for the new poll on the main page. It's entitled "Which crime best epitomizes the evil entity that is Mr. Wes Clark, Presidential Nominee?"--haha!

[Katie]

56. ROFLMAO

Too Funny!

[janekat]

57. Don't get why Clark Supporter would name a thread like that

Don't you get that anyone who doesn't go in to the thread or in to that link gets a very bad impression of your candidate?

You're not helping him much...

[SeveneightyWhoa]

58. Hey man--

If someone sees my thread and doesn't proceed to click on it to get the full scoop, then that's their loss! I won't apologize for anyone's laziness or ignorance!

[eleny]

59. And he even drives a Mazda!

Doesn't see the need to drive an SUV! Oh, god no!