Look at this Anti-Muslim CRAP I got from my uncle.....GRRRR!!!!

[Gloria]

I don't even respond to his crap, but this.....GRRRR!


HISTORY TEST

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!!!

Do you remember?

-1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Lenno
c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to
r escue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Nope, ....I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random se! arches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.

[RetroLounge]

1. Like I couldn't find 12 killers who are Christian?

Sheesh, what an asshat.

RL

[LibDemAlways]

2. E-mail your uncle back and ask

him about the ethnic background of Tim McVeigh and Eric Rudolph.

[arcane1]

4. don't forget Adolf!!!!!!

:grr:

[Ilsa]

12. Don't forget Paul Hill, former minister,

who shot and killed a security guard and injured a nurse at an abortion clinic, IIRC. He was put to death in FL.

[WindRavenX]

3. Don't forget that Timothy McVey!

Oh wait...:think:

[Beaver Tail]

8. Or

George W Bush
Hitler
Pol Pot
Stalin
Augusto Pinochet

[neuvocat]

5. Here's one for you:

Who killed Christ:

a. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
c. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
d. Imperialist Roman soldiers between the ages of 17 and 40

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. Do you remember?

1. Who bombed women's health clinics and the Olympics in Atlanta?
a. Muslim man between 17 and 40
b. Woman of color
c. White American male

2. Who assassinated President Kennedy?
a. Muslim man between 17 and 40
b. Woman of color
c. White American male

3. Who bombed the Murrow Building in OK City?
a. Muslim man between 17 and 40
b. Woman of color
c. White American male

I could go on and on.....

[jim3775]

7. Who killed 400 people in England?

A. Bonnie and Clyde
B. Captain Kangaroo
C. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
D. White doctor between the age of 50-60

[Bark Bark Bark]

9. Charles Krauthammer's New Lunacy

It's the latest Talking Point in The War Against Terror (TWAT), so all the Reight-Wingers are pushing it--but Krauthammer's version is just so deliciously silly. He even manages to fit the word "backward" into his own illogic...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/28/AR2005072801786.html

This is not a stereotype. It is a simple statistical fact. Yes, you have your shoe-bomber, a mixed-race Muslim convert, who would not fit the profile. But the overwhelming odds are that the guy bent on blowing up your train traces his origins to the Islamic belt stretching from Mauritania to Indonesia.

Yet we recoil from concentrating bag checks on men who might fit this description. Well, if that is impossible for us to do, then let's work backward. Eliminate classes of people who are obviously not suspects.

We could start with a little age pruning -- no one under, say, 13, and no one over, say, 60. Then we could exempt whole ethnic populations, a list that could immediately start with Hispanics, Scandinavians and East Asians. Then we could have a huge saving, a 50 percent elimination of waste, by giving a pass to women, except perhaps the most fidgety, sweaty, suspicious-looking, overcoat-wearing, knapsack-bearing young woman, to be identified by the presiding officer.

You object that with these shortcuts, we might not catch everybody. True. But how many do we catch now with the billions spent patting down grandmothers from Poughkeepsie?

You object that either plan -- giving special scrutiny to young Islamic men, or, more sensitively, just eliminating certain demographic categories from scrutiny -- will simply encourage the jihadists to start recruiting elderly Norwegian women.

In the end, it's the same selfish bullshit: I'm White, lemme through. But work that dark feller over real good while I stand and watch and laugh.

And he wonders why they want to blow us up...

Outside The Tent deals with more from John Leo, another Reight-Wingnut at Town Hall.

http://www.outsidethetent.com/wp/archives/search-muslims-not-baptists/

Mayor Michael Bloomberg, normally a sane fellow, has ordered that the searches be entirely random, to avoid singling out any one ethnic or religious group. So if someone fits the suicide bomber profile—young Muslim male, short hair, recently shaved beard or mustache, smelling of flower water (a preparation for entering paradise)—the police must look away and search the nun or the Boy Scout behind him.

What utter nonsense. Yet so typical of the whole "White-People-Are-The-Ultimate-And-Sole-Victims" horseshit that is the soul of the NeoCon.

[liberaliraqvet26]

10. If the shoe fits...

I dislike religious fanaticism equally. They all suck. Tim McVeigh, Randall Terry and Eric Rudolf are shithead terrorists just as bad as their distant Muslim cousins.But why are we (liberals) so accepting of a religion (Islam) that preaches the same hate, sexism and stifes free thought just like our Evangelical neighbors?

Stop being so quick to defend Islam.

[walldude]

17. Not defending anything.. opposing Racism

We "liberals" attempt to accept everyone. Until said people try to force their views on us... IMHO

[Poppyseedman]

11. Not to go against the grain here, but the facts are

the vast majority of world wide terrorist acts are committed by muslin EXTREMIST.

Not by regular ordinary everyday, leave me alone, joe muslin, but by EXTREME nut cases who want to make us submit to their religious ways by any means possible

Will profiling EXTREMIST muslins stop the terrorist acts? It didn't seem to work in London very well.

There has to be a better way. Asshat emails aren't very productive

[TryingToWarnYou]

13. And a reply for you to send back....

List not compiled by me. Shamelessly stolen from another site I frequent.

On April 19th, 1995, the terrorist used a bomb filled truck to blow up the Murrah Federal Building was:

A. Asian business executives, mostly between the ages of 45 and 70
B. African American drug dealers, mostly between the ages of 16 and 35
C. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40
D. White male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

On July 27, 1996, the terrorist who used a pipe bomb to injure and kill people at the Olympic Games in Atlanta was:

A. An Asian business executive between the ages of 45 and 70
B. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of
17 and 40
C. A White male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40.
D. An African American drug dealer, between the ages of 16 and 35

1. In 1953, this entity overthrew elected Prime Minister Mossedeq of Iran, and installed the Shah as dictator.
a. Starfleet Command
b. Tibetan monks
c. The United States of America

2. In 1954, this nation was responsible for the overthrow of democratically elected President Arbenz of Guatemala, resulting in the deaths of two hundred thousand civilians.
a. Luxembourg
b. The Vatican
c. The United States of America

3. In 1963, which of these entites backed the assassination of South Vietnamese president Diem?
a. Captain Kirk
b. Microsoft
c. The United States of America

4. This nation killed four million people in Southeast Asia in order to annoy the Russians.
a. Canada
b. Swaziland
c. The United States of America

5. In September of 1973, which of the following staged a coup in Chile and backed the assassination of democratically-elected president Allendo, then installed dictator Augusto Pinochet, resulting in the deaths of five thousand Chilean civilians?
a. The Union of Circus Clowns
b. The Dukes of Hazzard
c. The United States of America

6. Which of these entites backed the military rulers of El Savador in 1977, resulting in the deaths of seventy thousand Salvadorans and four American nuns?
a. Dell Computers
b. The geeks over at Slashdot
c. The United States of America

7. In the 1980s, this organization hired and trained Osama bin Laden and his "crew" to kill Soviets.
a. The Justice League of Superheroes
b. A ragtag group of Elvis impersonators
c. The United States of America

8. The intelligence agency of the following entity then gave bin Laden's team three billion dollars in funding.
a. Coca Cola
b. Mothers Against Drunk Driving
c. The United States of America

9. Which of the following trained and funded "contras" resulting in the deaths of thirty thousand Nicaraguans?
a. Jean-Luc Picard
b. Ernest Hemmingway
c. The United States of America

10. In 1982, the following entity provided billions in funding and weaponry to Saddam Hussein to kill Iranians.
a. Maxwell House
b. Luke Skywalker
c. The United States of America

11. In reference to the question above, the following nation, in 1983, then secretly gave weapons to Iran in order to kill Iraqis.
a. The Roman Empire
b. Mesopetamia
c. The United States of America

12. In 1989, an agent from this organization was serving as president of Panama. The organization invaded Panama and removed him, killing 3,000 Panamanian civilians in the process.
a. Phillip-Morris tobacco company
b. Bruce Springsteen and the E. Street Band
c. The United States of America

13. In 1990, Iraq invaded Kuwait. Saddam Hussein sought permission from the following entity beforehand, and the entity responded that it did not care, and in fact provided weapons to Saddam and Iraqi forces. The entity in question then invaded Iraq and re-installed the dictator of Kuwait.
a. Yoda
b. "Weird Al" Yankovic
c. The United States of America

14. In 1998, this nation destroyed an aspirin factory in Sudan, claiming it was a weapons development lab.
a. The Ottoman Empire
b. Sealand
c. The United States of America

15. This organization has been bombing the crap out of Iraq on an almost-weekly basis since 1991 and into the present. The UN estimates some five hundred thousand children die during this time from the bombs and the sanctions that the following imposed:
a. The Trenchcoat Mafia
b. Studio 54
c. The United States of America

16. April 2001, this entity provides the Taliban with over 245 million dollars in funding.
a. Jerry Seinfeld
b. Jerry Lewis
c. The United States of America


Easier

1. on March 30, 1981 President Reagan was shot by:
A: John Hinkley
B: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

2. In 1996 at the Atlanta Olympics, a bomb injuring over 100 people was set off by:
A: Eric Rudolph
B: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

3. 8 die and thousands are injured in Tokyo subways as nerve gas is released by:
A: Aum Shinryko, a cult
B: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40


4. Kidnapping American nationals has become big business for:
A: Columbian paramilitary organizations
B: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

5. 2 are killed and 5 injured when an abortion clinic is bombed by:
A: John Salvi, a fundamentalist Christian
B: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

6. In 2001, environmentalist and yachtsman Peter Blake was killed by:
A: pirates in South America
B: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

7. In 1999 a hijacker killed a pilot while attempting to fly All Nippon Airways Flight 61. The hijacker was named:
A: Yuji Nishizawa
B: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

8. In 1998, 20--including 2 infants and 9 children allegedly--are killed by a bomb in Omagh, Northern Ireland, by:
A: the Real IRA
B: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

9. From 1993 to 1996, a series of deadly mail bombings was conducted in the US by man dubbed the Unabomber, named

A: Ted Kaczynski
B: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

10. In 1995, 168 people are killed and 500 wounded when the Alfred P. Murrah Building in Oklahoma City is bombed by
A: Timothy McVeigh
B: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

11. In Rwanda in 1994, a planned genocide left a million people dead. Virtually all nations refue to intervene. The culprits were:
A: Hutu extremists
B: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

12. In 1941, the United States joined the Soviets and the British in a war against:
A: Nazi Germany and Japan.
B: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

13. In 1932, famous aviator Charles Lindbergh's son is kidnapped and killed by:
A: A German immigrant
B: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

[walldude]

14. Nice work TTWY.. saved me some trouble..

[TryingToWarnYou]

18. Its not mine..I stole it.

I saw it this morning and thought I should probably grab it for use against this crap from the Right. :-)

[sakabatou]

19. Hear, hear!

[July]

22. Can we add "who killed Dr. Slepian in his kitchen before his children?"

1) Muslim male extremists, etc.

2) White male anti-abortion extremist.

[The Straight Story]

15. Reminds me of some of the things I see here at DU about Christians

Interesting....

[jane_pippin]

16. Weird. My dad sent this to me today and he's a freakin' Dem!

He's also a little...let's just say strange. (I think he thought it was somehow clever and didn't figure out it was a right wing thing, but really, I don't know what the hell posessed him). I sent him an email telling him it was just more right wing bullshit and listed a few things white "Christian" guys have done. Hope that worked.

[Swamp Rat]

20. More racist drivel written by white males between the ages of 10 and 100

with a 'tiny penis' complex. :puke:



edit: here's a bumper sticker for you:

[neuvocat]

21. Who pioneered chemical warfare?

Was it:

a. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

c. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

d. A white christian male named Jeffrey Amherst who used blankets contaminated with smallpox to kill scores of native americans in 1793.

Nope, we sure don't want to offend anyone, nosiree.