My Summer Vacation, by George Bush Junior >>>

[Stephanie]

Hard work, hard, hard work, hard working vacation - yeah, that's the ticket!

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=1070529&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

Aug. 26, 2005 -- President Bush is on pace to spend more time on vacation than any other president in modern times.

Today is the 342nd day he has spent at least some part of the day at his ranch, which means he's spent almost an entire year of his four and a half years in office at the ranch. That doesn't include time he's spent at his parents' place in Kennebunkport, Maine, or at Camp David.

If he stays at his Texas ranch until Sept. 3, as expected, the five-week stint away from the White House — the 49th vacation he's taken at the ranch — will surpass President Nixon's monthlong trip to Florida 36 years ago as the longest presidential retreat in the modern era.

Bush isn't the first president to take a lot of time off. His father, President George H.W. Bush, spent 153 days in Maine and 390 at Camp David; Dwight Eisenhower spent 222 days for 29 golf outings in Augusta, Ga., during his eight years in office; Harry Truman spent 175 days in Key West, Fla., over seven years; and Ronald Reagan famously loved his vacations, spending all or part of 335 days during his eight-year presidency at his Santa Barbara, Calif., ranch

[Cleita]

1. F*** him.

He really deserves to not have a moments peace from this day on.

[TahitiNut]

4. Au contraire, I hope he gets a lot of peace and quiet ...

... in solitary confinement for the rest of his miserable life. Of course, he could learn prison code and communicate with the rest of his cabal of criminals in prison.

[Cleita]

5. Yes, I agree, after he leaves office.

In the meantime, I don't want him to have a moment's peace until he is no longer occupying the people's house.

[BlueJac]

2. He has sooooo much time!

He might be be able to come over and cook me some liberal burgers. You know the ones, everyone likes them, they are so good. :kick:

[stevedeshazer]

3. Meanwhile, back in Iraq, ( graphic warning)

And back in America,



The truth must be told.

[Stinky The Clown]

6. That shirt in the third picture .........

..... this one ......



Every time he's in 'casual costume' he has that very shirt on. Does it stand up on its own yet? Or does he own a whole fleet of them.

If this guy ever dresses without a professional costumer's advice, he'd likley be a nudist. Every fucking thing he does is stage managed.

I wonder he does with toilet paper?

......... phoney fucking asshole ...........

[Horse with no Name]

8. My dad had a shirt like that

But he was a real cowboy and only wore those kinds of shirts.

[Horse with no Name]

7. For those that remember the great words of

Cheech and Chong (Sister Mary Elephant)

The first day of my summer vacation
What I did on my summer vacation
The first day on my vacation, I woke up
Then I went downtown to look for a job
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.
The second day on my
Summer vacation, I woke up
Then I went downtown to look for a job
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore
The third day on my summer vacation
I woke up.....


and so it goes.......

[Lars39]

9. He looks a little subservient in that last pic.

The gov looks like the big cheese while dubya is holding both of the fishing poles.