Bush even screws up insignificant shit

[jmowreader]

At the end of Bush's speech the other night, he referred to the Second Line tradition New Orleans has.

According to Bush, the Second Line is something they do at jazz funerals. When a jazz musician is buried, they parade to and from the cemetery. Apparently, in Bush Bizarro World, the upbeat music they play during the march away from the cemetery is the Second Line.

According to the musicians who actually live in NOLA, any parade has two lines: the First Line, which is the band or bands, and the Second Line, which are the people dancing in the streets behind the musicians. That's for any parade, even a funeral procession.

[no_hypocrisy]

1. That was one of three things:

A) * had a research team and/or speechwriter screw up the facts. He didn't have any input. He just showed up and tried to read.

B) * didn't know or remembered wrong.

C) See "A" but *'s dyslexia got the better of him -- again.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. Guarantee that he practiced that speach repeatedly

and that is what makes it even more telling. The * is not in control, not completely, of the mechanisms of government. Those people behind him are, and they pull strings like they pull punches.

Now, he may THINK that he is in control, but Cheney, et al, would never let that happen.

[ShrewdLiberal]

2. I bet his underwear has shit streaks, too.

He does everything half-assed--no pun intended. You just know the guy doesn't give a shit about anything, even his own ass being clean. He fucks up everything he touches.

[abluelady]

4. It's Like the Lies He Tells

Some of them don't have to be said, but he seems to be a pathological liar. He is just such a nothing in every aspect of humankind.