Candy Crowley once said Dick Cheney "oozes integrity"

[Presstitutes]

http://www.presstitutes.com/presstitutes/2005/10/candy_anything_.html

Candy 'Anything For Bush' Crowley Feels His Pain

A senior Democratic strategist (with ties to CNN) once told us that Candy Crowley said Dick Cheney "oozes integrity."

Not surprising, considering her devout pro-Bush Pre$$titution.

And following Bush's empty press conference, she observed that Bush came out looking a bit tired. Her explanation? That Katrina, Plame, DeLay, Iraq, etc. have been "coming at him in a fierce way." Hmmm. So, presumably he didn't create the mess he's in, it's just stuff coming at him..... right.

[Fenris]

1. Nothing like an oozing Dick.

[BlueEyedSon]

2. Yeah, he's oozing something

[CottonBear]

4. Ew! I didn't need that mental image. :( n/t

[Debau2005]

10. Thanks!

Just spit my lunch on my computer screen!
:rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray:

[MrBenchley]

14. LOL!!

[BootinUp]

16. two words that should be against the law in that sequence. lol.

[electropop]

3. Is that what that brown sticky stuff is?

I thought it was something else.

[rodeodance]

7. Candy generally oozes slime.

[Dinger]

9. Don't Forget Crisco! (nt)

[Inland]

5. "Oh, wait, that's pus. Never mind."

Was Cheney standing next to Delay when she said it?

[TimeChaser]

6. Well, he's certainly oozing something

... it doesn't smell like integrity, though

[Benhurst]

8. Candy ought to just keep her mouth shut.

For more reasons than one.

[peekaloo]

11. So integrity is a euphemism for

smegma? Or is that smugma?

[cloud_chaser1]

12. well.....

it must have all oozed out.

:banghead:

[Mabus]

13. Yes, it is oozing and it is almost gone

I think this is called the "Trickle Out" economy (of physiology) after the infamous "Trickle Down" economic theory. The basic premise is based on the fact that since integrity isn't needed that it slowly trickles out.

[WI_DEM]

15. maybe Candy is Dick's mistress?

picture them doing the wild thing. :)

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