Mr. Bush; stop asking God to bless us

[zeemike]

What I am afraid of is that God does listen to Bush and is giving him his answer by showing us one disaster after the other. In other words God is saying NO.
Last year it was 3 hurricanes that destroyed much in Florida and this year was even worse with Katrina and Rita.
So stop asking Mr. Bush you should realize that he has given you the answer and it is no.
Anyone wise in the art of Religion would now ask; What could we do to once again receive your blessings?

[rkc3]

1. Jon Stewart....

We have nearly as many churches as strip clubs. We're making progress. Help us out here.

[Skidmore]

4. LOL! I grew up in a little town in west central Illinois which

had 7 churches and 7 bars. On Sunday morning, all the women and children were to be found in the churches and most of the men were to be found in the bars.

[Sabriel]

2. Maybe he needs to try a different Higher Entity

This one doesn't seem to like him too much.

[mshasta]

3. we need to removed that fucker!!

....still after * is gone ..we still stuck with the prince of darkness...Dick... so we are fuck in one way of another..!:grr:

[ck4829]

5. Or, maybe Bush's God is...

SATAN!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

[Angry Girl]

6. Except he thinks it's Santa.... since he comes bearing gifts of oil... n/

[sam sarrha]

7. he simply knows we are going to need it...........

[Why Syzygy]

8. I would have to agree

I don't trust any of them to offer an authentic prayer.
He would be last on the list.
btw, did he ever read the bible passage that says, pray in the closet so no one hears you? NOOOOOO.. he offers PUBLIC prayers in order to gain favor among (some) men. Gimme a break.

pseudo-christianity. What a deal.

[lonestarnot]

10. Oh repeat it, repeat it, repeat it.... You are so right. Send him the

verse. Ah nevermind, he can't read.

[zeemike]

11. Exactly

If he would have read the bible he would have known that.
But it may not stop God from answering his false prayer with a NO.

[TahitiNut]

9. Junior prays "Please punish my enemies, God"

Since Junior hates Americans, we get Katrina and Rita. :dunce: (People who voted for Junior are their own worst enemies.)

[ms liberty]

12. God's been punishing us since 2001...

If you use the Robertson/Falwell nutjob theory, it makes a lot more sense to believe God's been punishing us for letting * & the repukes get into power than to believe it's all us granola-eating-homo-loving-commie-pinko liberals. After all, we've been around for years - like about 250 years - but when did everything start going to hell in a handbasket? After they got control.

Makes me think there might be something to the theory that * is the anti-christ...