"Last throes of Dick Cheney"

[rurallib]

Speaking anonomously from Baghdad, a spokesman for the Iraqi insurgency has declared that "we are seeing the last throes of Dick Cheney." Noting that Cheney has hung on a long time the spokesman said that it is obvious "by his odd behavior lately" that Cheney's reign of terror will soon be at end.
When asked if he felt it a strange twist that Cheney had predicted the insurgents downfall just a few months ago, the spokesman stated "we have better sources. We are not trying to sell lies as Mr. Cheney does.
Asked what will happen to Mr. Cheney the spokesman said he hoped that Cheney would be forced to publically fuck himself before being housed in the enemies of the United States wing of Abu Ghraib.

[EuroObserver]

1. Link?

[rurallib]

2. Sorry made up - tongue firmly in cheek - ironic ya know

[DemonFighterLives]

3. Hook up the dog leash and

bag his melon.
:party:
Pyramid forming with libby, rover, miller etc.

[npincus]

4. Funny!

from your mouth to G-d's ears.

[seabeyond]

5. wouldnt it be grand, in finally looking at cheney, go back to energy

bill summer before the arnold recall in southern calif. and the meeting cheney had that we cant get any information on. i think this has the real huge dirt, and part of the beginning of the story to his reign. wink