What would be a good Republican party theme song?

[Rocknrule]

Here's some suggestions:

"I Hate Everything" (Suicide Machines)
"Be Prepared" (Lion King)
"Asshole" (Denis Leary)
"Imperial Death March" (Star Wars)
"It's the End of the World As We Know It" (REM)

Any others?

[northzax]

1. it'd be a remix

'tonight we're gonna party like it's 1599.'

[Tony_Illinois]

7. that is hilarious

[devilgrrl]

2. 'Take the Money and Run'

:shrug:

[Ron Green]

3. "You Don't Know What Love Is"

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. "Asshole Tonight" David Allen Coe nt

[vademocrat]

5. "Money Changes Everything" (Cyndi Lauper)

[AntiCoup2K4]

6. "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh Lord yeah

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight
They leave that all to the poor

Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait 'till their judgment day comes

Now in darkness world stops turning
As the war machine keeps burning
No more war pigs have the power
Hand of God has struck the hour
Day of judgment God is calling
On their knees, the war pigs crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Satan laughing spreads his wings :evilgrin:
Oh Lord yeah

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. "Slip sliding away"

[Double T]

9. song 'Money, Money, Money' by ABBA

[Initech]

10. "Dumb All Over" (Frank Zappa)

Whoever we are
Wherever we're from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
It's gonna take a lot more
Than tryin' to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether

They call it THE EARTH
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
'Cause we behave the same . . .
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near 'n far
Dumb all over,
Black 'n white
People, we is not wrapped tight

Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religious fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin' the Bible
Tells the story
'N makes the details
Sound real gory
'Bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Don't believe in the book
You got over here

You can't run a race
Without no feet
'N pretty soon
There won't be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religious fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(It won't blow up
'N disappear
It'll just look ugly
For a thousand years . . . )

You can't run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state

TO ARMS! TO ARMS!
Hooray! That's great
Two legs ain't bad
Unless there's a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (Get Down!)
Not his, not hers (but what the hey?)
The Good Book says:
"It gotta be that way!"
But their book says:
"REVENGE THE CRUSADES . . .
With whips 'n chains
'N hand grenades . . . "
TWO ARMS? TWO ARMS?
Have another and another
Our God says:
"There ain't no other!"
Our God says
"It's all okay!"
Our God says
"This is the way!"

It says in the book:
"Burn 'n destroy . . .
Repent, 'n redeem
'N revenge, 'n deploy
'N rumble thee forth
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
'Cause they don't go for what's in the book
'N that makes 'em BAD
So verily we must choppeth them up
And stompeth them down
Or rent a nice French bomb
To poof them out of existance
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again
For temples in which to praise
OUR GOD
("Cause he can really GO HAWAIIAN!")

And when his humble TV servant
With a brown suit,
Glasses,
Maybe a blonde wife who takes phone calls
Tells us it's okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
'Cause if we don't do it,
We ain't gwine up to hebbin!
Ain't that right?
It's right.
I mean, seriously,
This television evangelist stuff is
DANGEROUS BUSINESS.
Don't let 'em get ya.
Anyway, listen.
We can't really be dumb
If we're just following God's Orders
After all He wrote this book here
An' in the book it says:
"He made us all to be just like Him," so . . .
If we're dumb . . .
Then God is dumb . . .
(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)

[Bjornsdotter]

11. You're Breakin' my Heart by Nilsson n/t

[Snotcicles]

12. Gypsies Tramps and Thieves Cher n/t

[givemebackmycountry]

13. "Green Acres"

Green Acres is the place to be
No faggots will you ever see
No birth control
For our women kind
Screw Manhattan
Just give me our narrow minds

Oh!
New York's where all those jew types are!
We have no need for fancy cars
I just adore an old church pew
Dubya I love you
Let's blow up Park Avenue

Pelosi?

No Way!

Jeb Bush?

Hurray!

Green Acres we are there!

Da, Da, Da, Da, Da,...DUMB! DUMB!

[Iris]

14. "And we will all go down TOGETHER!"

[Tony_Illinois]

15. "Speak English or Die" by Stormtroopers of Death

[Mme. Defarge]

16. Stand by Your Man

[kiki]

17. "You Ran Off With My Best Friend...

...And I Sure Do Miss Him".

Sorry, it's just a funny (real) country and western song title I know.

[Mme. Defarge]

18. Your Cheatin' Heart

[BOSSHOG]

19. "ME SO STUPID" - ZZTOP

from there Mascelero CD.

[BigBearJohn]

20. Something stupid

[Craig3410]

21. Come on...

"I fought The Law".

[recoveringdittohed]

22. They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha Ha (Napoleon XIV) - NT

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

30. i saw him live once!

1967? he was dressed like napoleon and wore a mask like zorro.

iirc he was an akron cop.

[Rocknrule]

23. Here's another one

Blame Canada

[zbdent]

24. I forget the group, but the chorus was

"Lies, lies, lies, yeah!"

Some eighties group . . .

"Lies, lies, lies, yeah! (they're gonna get ya!)"

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

25. lola - the kinks

[Berry Cool]

26. AC/DC...

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

[The Traveler]

28. Hey! That was my idea!

Great minds think alike, eh?

[MadisonProgressive]

27. The fool on the hill

[peekaloo]

29. I'm a Conservative by Iggy Pop

[Rocknrule]

31. Uncle Fucka

well, it is appropriate, considering that we're referring to a bunch of inbred rednecks