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mb7588a Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 06:56 PM
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How do you know if a Republican is lying? ...
....it opens its mouth.
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 06:58 PM
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1. It's an old gag. -- His lips are moving.
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mb7588a Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 06:58 PM
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2. or, "it exists."
Just thought we needed a reminder.
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 06:59 PM
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3. How Many Republicans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
........Just Two, Jeff Gannon and Karl Rove..... ....Well, if you could get them into the lightbulb...
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Einstein99 Donating Member (171 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 07:08 PM
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5. Love it!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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demosincebirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 07:11 PM
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6. My neighbor eats light bulbs.
I heard him say," if you turn the light bulb off, I'll eat it."
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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 07:08 PM
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4. He begins his sentence with
9/11
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 07:11 PM
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7. LOL!
So true. :hi:
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