Calling SATIRSTS: let's write Letterman's TOP 10 for tomorrow.......

[DagmarK]

All for our friend ARI!

Possible Question:

Top 10 reasons no one should EVER be George Bush's Press Secretary?

OR

Top 10 things that a former Bush press-secretary is qualified for after leaving the position?

Oh.....where is Nostamj when I need her...her one liners rip to the core of my funny bone!

[Az]

1. Every entry after the first one is

I believe we already covered that.

[DagmarK]

2. LMAO..............

That's PERFECT!!!!!!!

I had to add to this post to say.........LMAO again!!!!!!

That's perfect...let me type this up....and post the whole thing for maximum impact!

[DagmarK]

3. One example.......per AZ

Late Night’s TOP 10

Top 10 things a former press secretary for George W. Bush, Jr. is qualified to do after leaving the position:

10. ______________________________________________

9. I believe we have covered that already.

8. I believe we have covered that already.

7. I believe we have covered that already.

6. I believe we have covered that already.

5. I believe we have covered that already.

4. I believe we have covered that already.

3. I believe we have covered that already.

2. I believe we have covered that already.

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And the No. 1 thing a Bush press secretary is qualified to do after leaving the position is:

No. 1 : Frankly, the president has moved on, and I think the American people have as well. And, I believe we have already covered this.

[caribmon]

4. How about Al Saheef to replace Ari

He's looking for work




http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com

[Chovexani]

5. Nah...

He tells the truth too much to work for Bushco. :evilgrin:

[Wonk]

7. Suggestions for #10

Sell ice to eskimos on commission.

Clean the elephant cages for a circus.

Farm work as a manure spreader.

Replace Bob Novak on Crossfire.

:shrug:

on edit: Oops, I hadn't seen Liberate's post yet. I guess this is another case of GMTA.

[Liberate]

6. we all ready covered that cant be beat, but how about this

we all ready covered that cant be beat, but how about this.

Top 10 things that a former Bush press-secretary is qualified for after leaving the position.

10) Salesman For Enron
9) Late Night Informercials
8) A Seat In Liars Anonymous
7) Cleaning Monkey Cages
6) Job At Exxon Mobile
5) Used Car Salesman
4) Scooping up Manure
3) Dictator of Oil Rich Country
2) Miss Cleo and her pyschic freinds
1) Prison

[Merlin]

8. Excellent!

n/t (whatever n/t means)

[Wonk]

9. kick