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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:33 AM Original message |
My neighbor has a bomb. |
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Sparkly
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:34 AM Response to Original message |
1. No, no, attack the people across the street!! nt |
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Erika
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:35 AM Response to Original message |
2. May the GOP read your response n/t |
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proud2BlibKansan
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:36 AM Response to Original message |
3. Ever hear of the UN? |
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Ladyhawk
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Tue Nov-22-05 12:08 PM Response to Reply #3 |
101. Kind of like Neighborhood Watch, eh? :) n/t |
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salvorhardin
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:37 AM Response to Original message |
4. What about your neighbors who have these? |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:37 AM Response to Original message |
5. Okay, but........ |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:42 AM Response to Reply #5 |
9. The reason I invaded his house was primarily to save his family from.. |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:43 AM Response to Reply #9 |
12. I for one believe everything you say, may God bless you and |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:46 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. You should join my party, we're serving Texas Tea, |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:01 AM Response to Reply #15 |
30. I could work for you? Do you need experience? |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:11 AM Response to Reply #30 |
47. You're not a Gay male prostitute are you? |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:25 AM Response to Reply #47 |
63. Hmmmm, I do have friends..one wants to be a journalist... |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:26 AM Response to Reply #63 |
65. Yes, it was fun, good night. |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:46 AM Response to Reply #9 |
14. But, but, but....... |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:49 AM Response to Reply #14 |
18. Look, what's done is done - why try and rewrite history? |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:50 AM Response to Reply #18 |
21. That's it...... |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:55 AM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Then I will ignore you because you are obviously a wacko. |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:59 AM Response to Reply #24 |
28. You're delusional..... |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:02 AM Response to Reply #28 |
32. Traitor, you just don't care about freedom! |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:07 AM Response to Reply #32 |
39. You don't even live in the neighborhood....... |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:13 AM Response to Reply #39 |
48. But um, thats a lie! It is my father's business, I don't get a cent! |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:18 AM Response to Reply #48 |
55. Too late...... |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:29 AM Response to Reply #55 |
70. Careful, I have friends in high places... |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:33 AM Response to Reply #70 |
76. I used to have a very powerful friend in the CIA....... |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:07 AM Response to Reply #28 |
41. I wonder if you're located close enough to be considered... |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:13 AM Response to Reply #41 |
49. No he didn't...... |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:18 AM Response to Reply #49 |
54. Didnt you evade the draft and go to Canada? Coward... |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:22 AM Response to Reply #54 |
60. No, I served.... |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:27 AM Response to Reply #60 |
66. Well, I know someone who was in your unit.....he said you |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:30 AM Response to Reply #66 |
72. I lost them stepping on a mine carrying 3 other soldiers to safety... |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:25 AM Response to Reply #49 |
64. Okay, here's a question for ya smart guy... |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:29 AM Response to Reply #64 |
69. Just more proof you're incompetent and unqualified.... |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:49 AM Response to Reply #69 |
80. Why you sexist elitist heathen, how dare you challenge God's will!!! |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:52 AM Response to Reply #80 |
82. You're not a Christian. You're a fake. Quit hijacking my religion. n/t |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:15 AM Response to Reply #41 |
50. I heard that too., disqusting, by the way, heathens all or them.. |
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jmowreader
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Tue Nov-22-05 09:01 AM Response to Reply #14 |
94. He also didn't disclose that any PVC pipe makes really bad bombs |
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FlemingsGhost
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:38 AM Response to Original message |
6. Who the fuck asked you to move into our neighborhood anyway? |
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niallmac
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:39 AM Response to Original message |
7. You know, this sounds somehow familiar. |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:42 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Why should he care what others think? He has seen this |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:40 AM Response to Original message |
8. Well I wouldn't stop at this house, I would assume his neighbor |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:58 AM Response to Reply #8 |
26. Once my neighbors house is completely subdued... |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:03 AM Response to Reply #26 |
35. Well,I can't actually fight with you but I will support you and demand |
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blue neen
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:43 AM Response to Original message |
11. Didn't your father supply him with some of that black powder |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:44 AM Response to Reply #11 |
13. That's a lie, I cannot believe you would dare to insult him in such |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:52 AM Response to Reply #13 |
22. My dear sweet AuntPatsy, don't rile on this simpleton so... |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:05 AM Response to Reply #22 |
37. Well, I could use a few dollars here and there, how much are we |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:10 AM Response to Reply #37 |
44. Do you mean Catapult the Propaganda? |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:16 AM Response to Reply #44 |
51. Hmmmm, I do have a few connections in the right places, |
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blue neen
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:09 AM Response to Reply #22 |
42. I heard your father had been friends with your neighbor for years. |
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Lochloosa
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:47 AM Response to Original message |
16. In case his family is as evil as he is. Do you have an exit strategy? |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:18 AM Response to Reply #16 |
56. An exit strategy? An exit strategy? Are you FUCKING SERIOUS!!!! |
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renate
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:47 AM Response to Original message |
17. oh, my goodness |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:54 AM Response to Reply #17 |
23. This post is the reason this country needs to legalize weed. |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:06 AM Response to Reply #23 |
38. Its not legal? |
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wtmusic
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:50 AM Response to Original message |
19. Does he have any valuables around the place you can take? |
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NNN0LHI
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:50 AM Response to Original message |
20. Does he have any young children? Bush would kill them all n/t |
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RedOnce
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:57 AM Response to Original message |
25. Well done! |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:00 AM Response to Reply #25 |
29. Thank you and welcome to DU. |
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kath
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:59 AM Response to Original message |
27. Good one, Mike. It reminded me of a piece by Terry Jones (that's right, |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:03 AM Response to Reply #27 |
33. Ooooh... good article... thanks for the link! n/t |
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kath
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Tue Nov-22-05 03:37 AM Response to Reply #33 |
87. Terry Jones has written some very good stuff for the Observer and |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:03 AM Response to Reply #27 |
34. That's hysterical.... |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:09 AM Response to Reply #27 |
43. As sad as it may seem, one needs to laugh every now and then |
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BJW
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:01 AM Response to Original message |
31. Well you know, Gladys Kravitz |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:05 AM Response to Reply #31 |
36. Of course I know Gladys Kravitz... |
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BJW
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:32 AM Response to Reply #36 |
75. Oh no, not money, but Gladys did say |
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Blue_In_AK
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:07 AM Response to Original message |
40. Well played, ladies and gentlemen. |
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SoCalDem
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:10 AM Response to Original message |
45. Why do you hate America? |
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FreedomAngel82
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:11 AM Response to Original message |
46. You scared me at first! |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:19 AM Response to Reply #46 |
57. lol Goodnight folks....maybe I will sleep a bit better than lately.. |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:25 AM Response to Reply #57 |
62. Night AuntPatsy... |
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AuntPatsy
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:30 AM Response to Reply #62 |
73. Anytime....enjoyed... |
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dalaigh lllama
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:17 AM Response to Original message |
52. I bet your neighbor knew |
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vanboggie
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:17 AM Response to Original message |
53. I can do cleanup and bring you food |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:21 AM Response to Reply #53 |
59. Aren't you that whore whose freinds with my Dick? |
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vanboggie
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:43 AM Response to Reply #59 |
78. Oops! |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:45 AM Response to Reply #78 |
79. Shit man.... What's $9 Billion? That's nothing man. I wipe my ass with.. |
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Viva_La_Revolution
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:20 AM Response to Original message |
58. K & R! |
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Porcupine
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:22 AM Response to Original message |
61. My neighbor has a Catapault. It can throw an egg almost across |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:28 AM Response to Reply #61 |
67. Just the weakest one but here's the kicker... |
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leftofthedial
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:28 AM Response to Original message |
68. gawd bless you |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:30 AM Response to Reply #68 |
71. Yes and I enjoy showering with my son and not allowing him to watch... |
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leftofthedial
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:31 AM Response to Reply #71 |
74. spare the rod . . . |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:42 AM Response to Original message |
77. Freinds, Neighbors - I have just recieved word of a Cat 5 Hurricane.... |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:51 AM Response to Reply #77 |
81. Nice try changing the topic..... |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:55 AM Response to Reply #81 |
83. Damn... I gotta get to bed.... |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:56 AM Response to Reply #83 |
85. Me too and thanks... Night. |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:56 AM Response to Reply #81 |
84. After an exhaustive and final investigation performed by me... |
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Nevilledog
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Tue Nov-22-05 03:02 AM Response to Reply #84 |
86. Not fair..... you released that report on a Friday afternoon... |
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pengu1n
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Tue Nov-22-05 03:48 AM Response to Original message |
88. Take a bow |
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TheModernTerrorist
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:52 AM Response to Original message |
89. hahaha, at first glance |
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Tue Nov-22-05 05:32 AM Response to Original message |
90. is your neighbor an oily fellow? or does he have gas, perhaps? |
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Tue Nov-22-05 06:02 AM Response to Original message |
91. Are you sure he's your neighbor? |
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Enraged_Ape
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Tue Nov-22-05 06:55 AM Response to Original message |
92. I think that if your neighbor really DID have the ability to blow you up.. |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 08:51 AM Response to Reply #92 |
93. It's so easy to sit on the side-lines and wish for my defeat... |
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Enraged_Ape
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Tue Nov-22-05 09:41 AM Response to Reply #93 |
96. All I know is that your other next-door neighbor has a 30-ought-6... |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 10:50 AM Response to Reply #96 |
97. How funny that you should advocate violence against one neighbor... |
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Tue Nov-22-05 09:05 AM Response to Original message |
95. You better call the neighborhood peace officer. LOL |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 11:25 AM Response to Original message |
98. Terrible news, My Freinds - Terrible news - Today my home was attacked... |
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loudestchick
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Tue Nov-22-05 12:03 PM Response to Reply #98 |
100. I understand that you can't torture the mailman at your house, |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 12:49 PM Response to Reply #100 |
105. Delicious.... |
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kahleefornia
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Tue Nov-22-05 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
99. Never fear |
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PassingFair
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Tue Nov-22-05 12:15 PM Response to Reply #99 |
103. Use one of my simple "M"'s |
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kahleefornia
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Tue Nov-22-05 03:21 PM Response to Reply #103 |
113. haha - i love it! |
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Tue Nov-22-05 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
102. No sympathy for you. |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:33 PM Response to Reply #102 |
106. You act as if the events of the past have any relevence towards.. |
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BJW
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Tue Nov-22-05 12:47 PM Response to Original message |
104. Well I talked to Gladys this morning and she said that she'd |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:39 PM Response to Reply #104 |
107. Delving too deeply into any issue just muddies the water... |
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:45 PM Response to Original message |
108. Oh, yeah! Well played, Mike!!! |
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mikelewis
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:50 PM Response to Reply #108 |
109. This is so much easier than the truth... we should have been doing this... |
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:52 PM Response to Reply #109 |
110. I love that |
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Deja Q
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Tue Nov-22-05 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
111. If you have proof, call the cops, if not TIPS. |
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Liberal OIF Vet
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Tue Nov-22-05 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
112. Hey Mike Lewis..... |
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BJW
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Tue Nov-22-05 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
114. Is this true? Is this true? Is it true? |
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
115. try and get other neighbors to sign on. :) |
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