The evil fuck isn't smiling now, is he?

[CatWoman]

Judge allows DeLay trial on money laundering

[graywarrior]

1. Rat bastard.

[Straight Shooter]

2. Stinking rat bastard. n/t

[babsbunny]

3. And His Rat Bitch Wife!

[spindrifter]

4. Looks like a tetch of acid indigestion. eom

[Kolesar]

7. Keep that sphincter tight, Tommy

Don't want to soil your silk drawers.

[rzemanfl]

5. Anyone who wears an orange tie with a blue shirt has some

problems of a non-legal nature too. He will be in all orange soon.

On edit, forgot to say: The rat bastard.

[acmejack]

8. University of Texas Burnt Orange

Trying to curry favor in Austin, no doubt. The Bugman will stoop to anything (We all know he is a Texas A&M dude).

[StellaBlue]

23. ewwww

I don't think the burnt orange tie is going to win over any Austinites. He's got Aggie written all over him.

I bet be has his BSc in Pestology

[thefool_wa]

34. Or animal husbandry

seemed obvious, had to be done.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

9. Oh, so now he's a fashion consultant, is he?

<burp>

I love how people are trying to spin the conspiracy count being dropped, as if it were worth anything.

Money-laundering - it has such a ring to it, does it not? That sweet felonious echo, reminiscent of the Bells Of St. Mary's.

DeLay's polls numbers are down in his home district, the trial's set for January, and, you know, his party's over.

<burp>

It's dinner time, isn't it?

You know, that orange tie is just Tom's way of easing into that (please God) inevitable jumpsuit............

[rzemanfl]

24. I never mentioned my side job as a fashion consultant? Took

it on when my cleavage consulting business failed. Damn women could not understand why I had to see 100% cleavage in order to determine what lesser percentage was appropriate for their figure and the occasion, taking into account, of course, the myriad variations in aureola cirumference and nipple placement a good consultant must be aware of. Then there were the gravitational factors to deal with, bounce, droop, lateral swing lag. Sexual assault, my ass!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

31. What you needed

was a lawyer who understood you.

Where was I when you needed me?

That's right - going through the twigs and seeds.

Would it be all right with you if I post your response in the Feminists' Forum?

[rzemanfl]

37. What, in the misogyny section? Could you wait until I get that

consultancy business going again, business cards printed, web page and such? I figure the publicity will get the thing up and running again if I play it right and keep repeating to myself "no hands, no hands..."

[OldLeftieLawyer]

41. Please list me

as "general counsel".

I am such a sucker for myself in uniform.

I got time .............

[rzemanfl]

42. Sure, if you have your own uniform. n/t

[OldLeftieLawyer]

44. Ha

You think I'm some kind of AMATEUR?

[rzemanfl]

49. I don't know about having a Laverne as General Counsel,

especially a slothful one. Scissors, a cigar cutter or a roach clip
on the stoop?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

52. It's a Churchill, I'm told,

and you are SO hooked ............

heh heh heh

[rzemanfl]

53. Whatever. We should knock off this stuff and get back to posting

biting sarcasm and righteous indignation regarding the band of idiots in charge of our country and its institutions. I'll start:

I would be tempted to say Ken Mehlmann can kiss my ass, but I know he'd enjoy it.

On edit and using spell check BEFORE I post.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

55. Oh, that little mutant

I heard him tonight on - what? - one of those insipid "news" shows, and the thought crossed my mind that I'd really like to meet him in person.w

That way, I'd be able to get a grab on his tongue, and pull it out far enough to wrap it around his neck just enough so that I could strangle him with it.

Of course, I'd be kicking him where his nuts might have been, had he been born male.

[Just Me]

39. Ummmm,....

STOP IIITTTTT!!! }(

[thefool_wa]

36. Money Laundering

The article at CNN says that, in Texas, Money Laundering can carry a sentence of up to LIFE IN PRISON!

Lets hope that the laundering of money to peddle influence in the government for the purposes of undermining the will of the people (or treason for short) is a crime worthy of the maximum penalty.

[classof56]

40. We can only hope! Welcome to DU, by the way.

Good to have you on the board. Bremerton, huh? My childhood home!

Tired Old Cynic

[OldLeftieLawyer]

43. It is a

BAD, BAD, BAD charge.

And, if Ronnie Earle's indictment is a true roadmap of what they've got on DeLay, he is SO fucked.

heh heh heh

I'm telling you - watch this Abramoff/Scanlon thing. Scanlon, after all, worked for DeLay.

heh heh heh (part 2)

[Imagine My Surprise]

13. Technically, I think the shade would be called bastard amber

[walldude]

6. Maybe he toupee is on too tight...

Just sayin...

[La Coliniere]

10. How do you spell

S-C-U-M?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

14. I KNOW!!!!! I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

<clearing throat>

T
O
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D
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A
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DID I WIN?????????

[La Coliniere]

19. Bingo!

Pay that lucky winner a can of Ortho for Roaches!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

20. YAY!

Tell you what - let's empty out all the roaches and roll a whole new joint.

What?

NOT THAT KIND OF ROACH?

Oh, fuck DeLay, then.

<walking away, muttering>

[La Coliniere]

25. You've got me

lol.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

29. Welcome to DU, friend

Laughing is one way to keep from murdering, eh?

Welcome.

[rzemanfl]

26. Not while we still have seeds and stems. n/t

[sellitman]

11. Is he screwed now or will the rat Bastard get off?

:shrug:

[spindrifter]

12. Who is the woman? Check the lips. V-e-r-y t-e-n-s-e.

[CatWoman]

15. that's his wife, Mrs. Rat Bastard

:D

[spindrifter]

47. Has the exterminator

professional group released a statement yet?

[salinen]

16. That rat bastard in the photo

is being deifyed by the puke base. They are bordering on sexual release now that bugfucker has one less indictment.

[meti57b]

17. I like his orange tie! He's going to look good in orange!!

[bridgit]

18. um hm, gee poor guy, and he got the judge he wanted too...

you've danced Thomas, it is time to start paying the piper

[peekaloo]

21. Ha Ha. Fuck Face thought he would be returning to work in January,

but now his rancid ass will be sittin' in a courtroom.

:cry:

[Just Me]

22. BUWHA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:rofl: Evil prick!!! :rofl:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

27. Rat bitch. nt.

[shenmue]

28. Good to see him looking not-so-smug

His mug shot looked like he had a finger stuck in a wall socket.

[wadestock]

30. WHATAYA MEAN

Why he's simply a business man...
Pursuing business opportunities....
This is just a brief "market perturbation"

[Sydnie]

32. Wonder how his fund raiser is going to go

How many just sent a small "just in case" check instead of a big "ass kissing" check this time? How long will Cheney stay at the party?

Mr. and Mrs. Rat Bastard dom't look nearly so smug now do they?

[Swamp Rat]

33. Tom DeLay eats cockroaches

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! :rofl: FUCK YOU TO HELL TOM DELAY!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! :rofl:

[Burried News]

35. Looks like ole Tom gonna get coal for Christmas. That's my idea

of a Merry Christmas - for me.

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[Peter Frank]

38. The freepers are celebrating but I don't think they know that...

Only one conspiracy charge was thrown out -- Conspiracy to violate the Texas election code.

Along with the much weightier charge of money laundering, he's still charged with -- conspiracy to commit money laundering.

[yellowcanine]

45. I do believe that is a look of fear om the Bugman's face. Or maybe his

panties are knotted up.

[Rocknrule]

46. You mean the law actually applies to Republicans?

[mopaul]

48. i love it when you talk dirty

yeah, now he don't talk so loud, now he don't look so proud.

[rainbow4321]

50. Wifey-poo looks a little pissed. n/t

[MellowOne]

51. That look will go well with his orange jumpsuit n/t

[Lisa]

54. Until I saw the photo, I didn't know which one you were referring to!

So many to choose from. Is that bad, or what?

[SammyWinstonJack]

56. I thought he was the "Federal Government" ? LOL!

His 'friends' are plotting to leave him behind! :rofl:

[baldguy]

57. Question: doesn't money laundering REQUIRE some sort of conspiracy?

Why was that thrown out?

[muchacho]

58. his botox wore off