you can burn a flag but you can't torture a terrorist, what a country

[mopaul]

damn liberals go around all day long everywhere i go burning flags willy nilly to and fro on every street corner in the land and they raise hell when you mention god in school where he belongs and they make a big stink if we force them to teach their kids our creation story but torture just one arab terrist and oh brother, all heck breaks loose.

just once i wish they'd grab up one o' them flag burners and torture his liberal ass but good, and i'm not talkin' about sendin' him to some secret torture room in a foreign land but do it right here, during halftime at the superbowl for all america and the world to see.

anyways, that's my vision for america.

[Goblinmonger]

1. the only way that would be better

is with Greenwood humming "Proud to be an American" in the background.

[leftofthedial]

5. I thought he was

I swear I could hear it

[bahrbearian]

2. Maybe feed em to the lions at half time.

[The Whiskey Priest]

3. Because torture seldom works

and it is always suspect.

[Dark]

4. Yea, how come we can't torture folks, but we can watch 'queer as folk' n/t

[uppityperson]

6. Republican Anthem

Republican Anthem
Battle Hymn of the Republicans

Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush;
He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push;
He has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush;
The Doofus marches on.

I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool;
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school;
Should we fault him for the policies - or is he just their tool?
The lies keep piling on.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
His wreckage will live on.

I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir;
As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier;
Let the smokestacks keep polluting - do we really need clean air?
The surplus is now gone.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Your safety net is gone!

Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state;
Though the whole world knows its crazy - and the U.N. says to wait;
When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
Diplomacy is done!

Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds,
Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds,
Enraging several billions - to his brainlessness redounds,
The Doofus marches on!

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
THIS...DOO...FUS...MAR...CHES...ON

From a friend from Leon in St.Paul
peace

[shenmue]

7. Reminds me...

of the hunter guy on the Johnny Carson show. ;)

:rofl:

:dunce:

[mopaul]

8. Floyd R. Turbo

[sandnsea]

9. Can you imagine this today???

I had forgotten all about that character until you posted it. How things have changed. Johnny would be strung up today.

"This station wants no draft. They want to deprive a boy of the Army. The Army is educational. The Army teaches you how to do dental work-with the butt of a rifle....how to tell what time it is by making a sundial out of a dead person...how to make beer out of bird droppings and also how to make a rubber girl out of an inner tube...In conclusion, I say we should not end the draft. We should increase it. We have a moral obligation to give Bob Hope soldiers to entertain. Fellow Americans, it is a honor to be drafted and to serve your country. Thank you, bye-bye, and buy bonds."

[mopaul]

10. hilarious

[sandnsea]

12. How 'bout this one

"And what's all this fuss about plutonium: How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous? So what if an atomic plant blows up? The people who say that, they are afraid to die. I'm not afraid to die because all my life I have lived by the Good Book, the American Legion magazine...They say atomic radiation can hurt your reproductive organs. My answer is, so can a hockey stick, but we don't stop building them....Sure, nuclear leaks will affect the forest animals. So what if a deer grows up with two rear ends? They're easier to shoot...So in my simple way, I' m asking that you support nuclear energy. Remember being an American means being powerful, proud and pushy, and in conclusion let me finish by ending...Thank You."

[MazeRat7]

11. reminds me of an old joke about a famous irishman and a goat.