Enquirer: "Lil Jenna caught in Cocaine Scandal

[goclark]

This was posted at DU earlier in the week but the Enquirer puts "Lil Jenna in the spotlight again.

Dec. 26 issue
Secret Service Launch Probe

Poor Jenna,she reportedly "lost her wallet containing $1,000 in cash, as she fled the sleazy advances of a drug pusher."

'Lil Jen was at a bar called "Happy Ending."

Edit to quote the age of "Lil Jen ~ ""24 year old graduate"

[swag]

1. Well, she's young.

Her dad's an asshole. We shouldn't begrudge her a little empty fun.

[goclark]

10. At 24 , she should be smart enough to

carry a Visa or stick the money in her bra.

Something is wrong with this story ~

I wonder if "Lil Scottie will tell us how she had that much in her possession because she was on her way to a Katrina Fundraiser.

[Jackpine Radical]

67. I was younger than that when I returned from Vietnam.

[spindrifter]

2. Why is this young person

carrying a grand in cash in her wallet? I thought these people lived totally on plastic.

[notadmblnd]

3. ummmm, because drug dealers don't take Visa?

nt

[smirkymonkey]

25. Thank you!

:rofl:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

15. Because a couple of 8 Balls and the booze and weed to take the

edge off costs a grand.

[goclark]

17. As far as I know she doesn't have a job

so that means that family is really nice about her allowance.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

50. Speaks well of her.

[Timefortruth]

4. Apples and trees

Visualize media reaction to Chelsea taking an extra aspirin for massive trauma.

[goclark]

7. You are so right! In the past, tabloids had pictures of Chelsea

leaving a bar with her boyfriend and they said that she had been drinking the entire time.


I wonder if Chelsea ever needed to carry $1000 in cash into a bar.

Most ladies do exactly the opposite.
How much money do you need for even 5 drinks?

Ever heard of Visa?
Where was the Secret Service, can't they carry her money for her?

[goclark]

5. If Chelsea had been involved in this

we would be seeing more of it on TV than we see of Aruba Girl.

[Algorem]

6. Bushes use the silver spoon they were born with to snort coke out of.

If she wasn't born with that silver spoon she'd be working in a massage parlor called "Happy Ending."

[goclark]

8. You got that right!

"Lil Jen and her daddy, G. Diddy are the poster children for the apple and tree theory.

[speedoo]

9. I wonder how many 24 year olds are among those killed/maimed in Iraq?

While this slutty twit puts on one sleazy exhibition after another?

Seems to me she'd be contributing a lot more to her father's "noble cause" if she were patrolling the streets of Baghdad.

(edit:typo)

[goclark]

11. BINGO! She needs to be

passing out little American Flags on the streets that are "so safe" in Iraq.

[salvorhardin]

12. Hasn't that happened to us all?

Jeesh! You elitist liberals. :evilgrin:

[goclark]

13. Oh sure ~ I always carry a least

$ 1000 in cash where ever I go, don't we all.... :)

Now that the all mighty VISA card is so popular, why in the world would any one, especially a young woman in New York, be carrying $1000 in cash?


Huuum,Onward Christian Values!

Who was with this young lady?

Couldn't her date or friends each buy a round of drinks?

So many questions and of course we'll get no answers from Scottie.

[TahitiNut]

20. Drug dealers don't take VISA. (That's obvious.)

:shrug:

[SpiralHawk]

31. Ding ding ding ding - We have a winner

They don't take American Express either.

[goclark]

58. Double ding dong

There could only be one reason she had that much cash ~ Bloomingdale's was closed.

No one has yet to tell us where the Secret Service was that night.

Suppose some terrorists had tried to grab her or something? They could hold her for billions of $$'s and the US would have breached some serious Homeland Security.

G. Diddy would have to demand that we spy on his daughter's cell phone without permission from the Court.

What a mess that would be.

[soothsayer]

14. buying drugs supports terra-ists. Take her to GITMO and

torture her for her secrets!

[goclark]

33. Right ~ terra, terra, terra alert!

"Lil Jen is buying drugs to help the insurgency!:silly:

Why haven't we been raised to code RED?

Bet it would be all over CNN if Chelsea was pulling a "Lil Chelsea.

[goodhue]

16. So Jenna snorts a little cocaine

Why should I care?

:shrug:

[Toots]

18. Isn't she supposed to start teaching in inner city? I bet she was scoring

for a class project...

[TahitiNut]

23. Who really ever bought that crap? Those 'job prospects' were ...

... total fictions from the get-go.

[goclark]

27. She would know a 9 - 5 if she

saw it on a Mickey Mouse clock.

[sandnsea]

34. "Doting Teacher"

"Jenna has tuned her attention to Washington's Hispanic Mount Pleasant neighborhood, coteaching second graders at the highly regarded Elsie Whitlow Stokes Community Freedom Public Charter School. And, we're hearing, the University of Texas English major is wowing folks at the school, which teaches English along with Spanish or French. One example: Just last month, her second-grade class dropped into the neighborhood public library, marching quietly up to the second floor where there's a sprawling children's reading room. "It was great, and very sweet," recalls a librarian. "She was just a good teacher, and the kids were hanging all over her."

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/politics/whispers/articles/051010/10whisplead.htm

:shrug:

[TahitiNut]

41. Founded in 1998 with an enrollment of 35 kindergarten and first grade ...

"Founded in 1998 with an enrollment of 35 kindergarten and first grade students, Stokes School has added one grade each year and currently enrolls 250 kindergarten through sixth grade students."

Reference sites show them with an enrollment of 208 students.

Here're their teachers and staff (try and find a 'Bush') ...

Clarence Bell-Alston
Josiane Blackman
Persephone Brown
Erika Bryant
Bobby Caballero
Alfredo Caceres
Fresia Cortés
Katelyn Crawford
Jonah Davenport
Neyom Dabet
Ana Maria Donado
Alex Economou
Patricia Galarce
Charles Golli
Lisa Healy
Robert Howard
Jo-Anne Hurlston
Cheryl Jones
Willa Jones
Kianna Keeling
Heruy Kiros
Jenna Landy
Christine Leighton
Monica Lesperance
Neeta Lobo
Mirta Meltzer
Linda Moore
Adrien Morel
Trisha Nakano
Chrystelle Panatier
Rosa Perez
Dora Porras
Claudia Rosas
Constanza Rosas
Krystal Shanahan
Veronica Tobar
Maribel Wan
Franklin Wassmer
Lydie Golli Yao-Paul

It might be easier, however, to find a Bushtard on the Board of Trustees ...

Margo Bailey
Melwood Training Center

John R. Bryant III
Merrill Lynch

Enrico Cecchi
The I.D.I. Group Companies

Fred Edwards
American Council of Education

Suzanne Forsyth
Suzanne Forsyth Associates

Alyce Hill, Ph.D.
U.S. Department of State

Julienne C Johnson
Front of the Bus Productions

Dr. Albert Borg Olivier de Puget
Ambassador of Malta to Brazil

Jennifer A Quasdorf
Sightline Marketing

Gwendolyn Weaver
Kaludis Consulting Corporation

Moses Yomi
Moses Yomi & Associates,
Certified Public Accountants

http://66.246.152.220/index.asp

[goclark]

48. The article said she was a "co-teacher"....

That could mean that she is reading stories, taking them to the bathroom or bringing some of her friends as Career Day Visitors.

I wonder what crook or dealer "Lil Jen will bring for Show and Tell?

ps/ Huuum , wonder why her name was no where on the list when they have been publicizing her all over the place?

[goclark]

47. I wouldn't let her near any kid of mine nt

How in the hell can the librarian know her teaching skills from a little trip to the library?

What a bunch of phony stuff.

[Skidmore]

19. Means she's now eligible to run for office someday.

[Loonman]

21. $1,000 cash.....

Now why would anyone walk around with a grand in their wallet?


Cocaine slut!

[TahitiNut]

22. With (taxpayer-provided) Secret Service protection ...

... she needn't worry about being mugged. :shrug: Why not carry enough cash to get drugs and make friends?? :eyes:

[goclark]

29. Where was the Secret Service during all this stuff?

Why didn't they hold her money until she needed it?:sarcasm:

Do you think she was doing a buy to take to her daddy?

[Jamison]

37. From what some say...

the secret service are told to get lost when she goes out for a night of hard partying.

[ticapnews]

57. Too bad they haven't watched 'The West Wing'

Jenna = Zoey?

[Neil Lisst]

24. Oooooooo, witchy woman. She's got the moon in her eyes.

She's always struck me as a major coke snake.

Family tradition.

[realFedUp]

26. I guess Jenna's learned from her dad's actions, not words too...

wonder where she gets her walking around money?
Trust fund at 21?

[goclark]

28. Maybe she is a Halliburton consultant?

[RebelOne]

30. OK, I want a show of hands.

How many of you here have ever done coke? I have no love for any of Bush's relatives, but I think that there are some people here who are being hypocritical. I did coke when I was younger, but I outgrew and I am sure that Jenna is intelligent to do the same.

[goclark]

32. Never did it but knew friends that did ~

That is not the issue for me.

This family holds themselves up to be so pure and moral and representative of the American society.


These "Christians" are phony, that is what I resent.

[sweetheart]

35. fair enough

Perhaps she would be more a woman of the people were she merely
stoned or... on mushrooms with secret service protection tripping
nude at a beach. Billy carter gave us so much more.... :-)

[goclark]

36. I had forgotten all about Billy

I kinda liked Billy ~ wnat happened to him?

[sweetheart]

51. he died in 1988

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/carter/peopleevents/p_bcarter.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Carter

I din't know myself until just doing this search.
I feel sad to know he's dead... he reminded me of such an innocent
age, where the worst danger in life was a silly brother.

[goclark]

52. His mother and 2 sisters died from the same cancer ,sad

Thanks for sharing the links.

[walldude]

39. Well I have but then again my father wasn't POTUS.....

After what they did to Chelsea for all those years I see no problem in exposing the joys of the Bush twins..

[goclark]

46. I agree and the twins are 24 years old nt

[blue neen]

42. No hand up here. I've never done it.

I never carried around a grand in my purse either. How about doing the "butt dance" on the floor of a bar...nope, didn't do that one nor did any of my friends.

I also did not get fitted for a gown for my daddy's inauguration while other 23 year olds were being fitted for artificial arms and legs because of said daddy's immoral and illegal war. That's what I would call the ultimate hypocrisy.

[No Exit]

44. Never touched it. And if I had, I would KNOW that I shouldn't

run for high public office, and I wouldn't expect to win if I did run.

[proud2BlibKansan]

49. Well my daddy wasn't the president

so what I did in my youth mattered to no one.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

38. "Who taught you to do this stuff???"

"YOU!!!! ALRIGHT!!!??? I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!!!!!"

[Hyernel]

40. The last time the Enquirer picked on Jenna, they got a dose of anthrax...

...from...um...someone.

THey should be careful. Thsee mad dogs are increasingly being backed into a corner.

[mark414]

43. um...am i the only one who realizes that this is the ENQUIRER?

[No Exit]

45. Strangely enough, they are not always wrong.

I've looked at them in relation to various stories which I've followed with forum friends on the internet, over the past 4 years or so, and the Enquirer is quite often pretty close to the truth.

But yes, they can be wrong. BUT... in the case of Jenna, is it really so surprising, what they are reporting about her? It has the ring of truth.

[Raster]

53. for what it's worth; the Enquirer boasts one of the largest staff of

investigators AND attorneys of any printed publication. The stories are fact checked and vetted to the "nth" degree. There have been few successful lawsuits against the Enquirer. Yes, it's cheesy. It's also got a great track record. If it appears in the Enquirer, it's more than rumor and innuendo.

[goclark]

54. I wonder if they held the "Lil Jen story like the NYTimes

held the "bombshell listen in on you" drama?


At least the Enquirer printed the story in a reasonable length of time.


If the Enquirer is crap what does that say for the NYTIMES.

I'll take the Enquirer and let those Bush held reporters take the so called Major News Authorities.

[No Exit]

61. You said it!!

[No Exit]

62. Good points. The Enquirer is worth considering.

And, as the poster below pointed out, the Enquirer has been far more informative than has the NYT, the alleged "paper of record"--which harbored fifth columnist Judith Miller, and which sat on the story of Bush breaking the law by spying on us.

[mac56]

55. Lately the Enquirer is quite reliable.

They've had a few lawsuits over the years. It's like going to a restaurant that reopens after the Health Department shuts it down. Clean as a whistle....

[goclark]

56. That has been my take on it too

I'm waiting for the follow up on the booze for G. Daddy story.


I sure wish they would look into the jaw situation.

Not one peep out of the MSM.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

60. You might be the only one that doesn't realize that the "Enquirer"....

...has been on the mark in regards to the Busch Crime Family for quite some time.

[Swamp Rat]

63. I must be in upside-down world.

I want to buy a National Inquirer and not a NY Times. :D Do they have a good cross-word puzzle? :)

[goclark]

65. They have great puzzles too!

Seduko (spelling?) and regular puzzles.

The stories are brief,lots of pictures.

Perfect for the person on the go.

Health tips. Fashion tips too.


I wish I could read the NYTIMES but my eyesight is down the tubes.

[ngGale]

59. If she hasn't grown up by age 24....

she is doomed to repeat her father's habit.

Future woman POTUS.:scared:

Edit for dumb error:

[Jose Diablo]

64. Enquirer better watch out

They may find themselves getting Anthraxed. Happened before you know with that guy down in Florida that reported about one of the Bu$h twin's wayward ways.

Do you suppose the Secret Service was the one's that mailed that Anthrax back in 2001? This could explain why the FBI came-up empty when they tried to investigate the Anthrax attack on the political opponents of Bu$h. It would bring new meaning to protecting the 'interests' of the president. Do we now have a proletariat guard?

[goclark]

66. I thought that letter with a white substance

was sent because of some photographs they were going to publish.

I thought that I read that the Enquirer had some photos/stories about GW - no?