mopaul
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Wed Dec-21-05 06:43 AM
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| I think I heard a click when I was talking to my Al Qaeda pals last night |
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Edited on Wed Dec-21-05 06:45 AM by mopaul
i swear, i was just chatting with a few of my terrorist buddies across the pond last night, and right in the middle of a sentence about the evil american infidel devils i heard an audible 'click', and i don't mean like the sound click, but the actual word 'click'.
and it startled me and my terrorist com padre on the other end and he asked me, 'did you just hear someone say the word 'click'? i said, 'yes, and it even sounded familiar, like maybe the voice of george bush', and he agreed. i swear, after about 60 seconds we heard it again, 'click', only slightly different this time, definitely not a recording, but a live voice.
have any of you other degenerate liberal war critic terrorist sympathizing defeatist reprehensible unpatriotic traitors had any similar problems while making plans to attack america with your terrorist buddies overseas, or am i the only one?
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Wed Dec-21-05 06:45 AM
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| 1. Yup, them budweiser pop tops can be loud. nt. |
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Wed Dec-21-05 06:46 AM
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| 2. If we all posted thread like this on many web sites the bu$h league |
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would overload and freak out.
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Wed Dec-21-05 06:47 AM
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| 4. I heard on the radio everyone should Google "Islam" n/t |
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Wed Dec-21-05 06:46 AM
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Not really a click, more like this gravelly voice saying "Go fuck yourself". The best way to describe the sound was alien lizardish....Brrr...
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Wed Dec-21-05 06:48 AM
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| 5. not exactly a click, but more of a Dick |
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Wed Dec-21-05 06:49 AM
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It makes me want to use a payphone and call some random international time/temp number and start repeating 'bomb' to it until something fun happens.
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Wed Dec-21-05 10:09 AM
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Wed Dec-21-05 10:18 AM
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Getting in trouble with the internet police sounded fun!
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Wed Dec-21-05 06:50 AM
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I BET YOU WERE A HANDFUL AS A CHILD :7
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Wed Dec-21-05 07:08 AM
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| 8. A message to all our friends |
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Edited on Wed Dec-21-05 07:09 AM by goondogger
THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL . . . THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL
JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE . . . JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE
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Wed Dec-21-05 07:30 AM
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| 9. ROFL. You mean they actually said it? "Click"? DAMMNNN. nt |
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Wed Dec-21-05 08:03 AM
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| 11. Yeah, that doesn't seem very covert, does it? |
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Wed Dec-21-05 08:02 AM
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| 10. but i was talking to my father in another U.S.A. state sunday afternoon, |
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mentioning just how how the bastard boy moves his jaw from left to right, to left again, and then center when he is speechifying, and how this is a sign for coke jaw, or tardiffdyskenesia, or anxious lying or all all of the above, when there were four click, click, click and a hang up on our conversation. i called my father back and asked him why he had hung up. he said, "what? i thought you had!"
interesting. should i become paranoid because i am about to swear that someone was spying in on my conversation with my father?
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