You know what?? It would be so much easier if we all were rethuglicans.

[driver8]

Think about the advantages:

You don't have to think for yourself -- talking points provided free of charge.

No more debates or heated discussions -- we are all on the same page.

We can live our lives worry free -- the government will see to everything.

We will sleep better at night knowing that we are better than everyone else.

The constitution would no longer be relevant -- so there is one less thing to worry about.

We would no longer worry about separation of church and state.

Election reform no longer a problem -- we always win!

Racism and homophobia would be admirable qualities -- easier to spread hate that way.

Lying not only encouraged, it is expected!

I'm sure that there are more...anyone??

[More Than A Feeling]

1. Only easier for people the Republicans would like anyway

otherwise, you'll get condescended to, trotted out for special occasions, and otherwise ignored.

[emulatorloo]

2. Big dollars paid to express our "opinions" on TV and radio

I mean which one of us could not out do Ann Coulter?

[MadisonProgressive]

3. No - because then i'd have to kill myself

[driver8]

4. Oh -- I forgot to mention that... n/t

[MadisonProgressive]

5. Well think next time! Gosh!!

:hide:

[driver8]

6. I'm sorry! I was so busy being a rethuglican, I forgot to think!! n/t

[MadisonProgressive]

7. Actually you made a very reasonable facsimile!

[amitten]

8. Also, a complete lack of compassion is mandatory.

It's every man for himself! I'll be damned if I'll lift a finger to help a fellow American! Because I'm so patriotic! And, so Christian!

[noamnety]

9. did you mean no more heated discussions?

or just no more heat?

*lwfern checks heating bill*

[OnionPatch]

10. Don't forget global warming

As Republicans, we don't even have to worry about pollution anymore, let alone global warming. It's all BS some scientists made up.

And my favorite one is that we don't have to lie awake for one moment at night worrying about the poor....they're all just lazy people who don't want to work.

Ahhh, the joys of being a Republican! Funny thing is, most of the ones I know are taking antidepressants. What the HELL do they even have to be depressed about?