My French classmate's Holiday card skewers Bush & Laura beautifully!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

[RandomKoolzip]

1. That's "CHRISTMAS card," you commie rat.

And I like it. VERY schizophrenic/outsider-esque...l'il bit of Darger in there as well. Good stuff. :thumbsup:

[La_Fourmi_Rouge]

2. I disagree.

Not enough blood to be Darger-esque. And no Lillian Girls. Actually, not nearly so balls-up crackers as he, but sweet nonetheless.

[RandomKoolzip]

3. Righty-o. This French dude is faking it.

There is no French word for "Glanndinggliann." Trust me on this.

Anyhow, it's better than a lot of the anti-Bush photoshop work I've seen on DU.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. It's not Dargeresque if it isn't Darger - 'parrently

There is a French word for Glanndingglian - it's "pomme frites"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. Charles is a huge Darger fan

He'd be extremely flattered if a Frenchman could be flattered.

Keep the fire!

[RandomKoolzip]

6. "So beautiful...so...smooth..."

"Whaddya gonna do, Sara? Smile?!"

Plenty of Frenchmen have been flattened before.

Oh wait...you said "flattered." Totally different.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. "with the help of Koko's ghost..."

[RandomKoolzip]

8. I love the way Vincent Price says "Smyooth Meeeeusic."

"Pardon my French, but FUCKIN' SHIT! I'd like to meet the girl THIS song was written about!"

The next episode of "Yacht Rock" should be up by next month (crossed fingers)

How was yr Christmas, bud? Didja get my, uh, package?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. No - how'd yuh send it?

Oh btw - I have a special present for you - "Yacht Rock's greatest hits" - watch your mailbox - SMOOTH MUSIC WILL BE DEAD FOREVER!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. Kick for my boy Charles