Gang,
Two words.
"OH, PLEEEEEZ!"
I'm sorry, but this whole story, the timing, and the "positive effect it is having on US troops and the US economy" just reeks of utter horse shit!
Both of Saddam's sons. Who despised each other. Hiding out together. Still in Iraq. Only one bodyguard each. 200 US soldiers engage in a four-hour gun battle with four adults and a teenager. Gang, this story has as much believability to it as a 19-year-old female supply clerk from West Virginia, who'd never even carried a weapon, who engaged in an intense shoot-out with scores of Iraqi soldiers, "emptying her weapon," "suffering up to ten gunshot wounds," "being stabbed in the legs," "the only survivor of her platoon." and then being rescued in a "daring Blackhawk Down-like precision rescue mission."
Jesus, this one just STINKS!
Remember WHEN the PHONY Lynch story happened? Right when the "war" got bogged down, and casualties were mounting, and Americans started criticizing the invasion, right when Rumsfeld was taking heat for not sending in the troops, the Pentagon fabricated "Saving Private Lynch," and we all were sufficiently heart-warmed, and distracted from all the other bad shit. EXACTLY when Bush needed it, we had this story served up to us, chunky style.
At least with the " Saddam's Sons 86'd" story, we don't have to worry about a pesky "heroic" American soldier and her pesky parents contradicting the official version of events. No amnesia for these guys; they're DEAD!
Again, look at how once again, a positive story that benefits Bush comes just at the exact time when he needed one. NO WMD's found. No chemical or biological weapons found. CIA contradicting the President. Even Republicans were calling for an investigation. Some Democrats and newspaper editors were uttering the word, "Impeachment." US soldiers dying daily. US soldiers speaking out to the media that they'd like to see Rumsfeld resign. US soldiers committing suicide. More and more stories being printed about troop morale at it's lowest point. Vietnam-like "quagmire." NO GOOD NEWS AT ALL!
Then Tah-dah! PERFECT TIMING! "We got Saddams SONS!" "woo hoo!" Yet another distraction and heartwarming story right when Bush needed one.
Gang, I can't honestly offer up evidence to the contrary, to PROVE that it's horse shit, but sometimes, much like 9-11 and the NO WMD's, you don't need to look at the evidence contradicting the "official story"so much as you need to look at the evidence that is BOLSTERING the official story. Just look at how suspect it is, the timing of such story, and ridiculous scenarios they're offering up as to the truth.
* 200 US soldiers engage in a four-hour gun battle with four adults and a teenager.
* The most wanted men in Iraq hanging out in their cousin's house, like they'd be confident thinking that the US forces wouldn't be monitoring that house and looking for them THERE? Maybe cuz reception's just lousy in Syria, and their cousin's TV got both ESPN1 and ESPN2!
* First reports said bodies burned beyond recognition.
* "The soldiers removed four bodies and did not let photographers take pictures."
* "Identifying marks included Odai's scars from a 1996 assassination attempt, a senior defense official said, SPEAKING ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY.
Reports said it'll take DAYS to test the DNA to see. Do they have Uday's and whats-his-name's DNA on file with the FBI? Okay, let's say they do. Bodies burned beyond recognition seems to me to be about as conveeeeeeeeeeenient as a 19-year-old phony hero with "amnesia."
But wait! Saddam's secretary steps forward and makes a positive ID on two pieces of burnt human toast! Just like that! No waiting days for DNA! Kinda like identifying Osama bin Laden and the names of all 19 hijackers within 2 hours of the 9-11 attacks, even though NONE of their names were listed on the passenger lists released by the airlines. 7 of the hijackers have been proven to be still ALIVE, and there exists NO airport videos of ANY of them getting on the planes. Kinda like they found Mohammed Atta's passport in the WTC rubble (guess he threw it out the window right before the impact). But I digress...
And again, look at all the hype and spin the story is getting. IT's doing it's JOB:
It pushed the WMD'S LIES off the headlines, and the murder, uh..."suicide" of that British Deep Throat, Dr. Kelly.
It allowed the White House to finally admit blame today for the Nigerian "yellowcake" lie. (betcha missed that story, didn'tcha?)
It has "raised troop morale" right when it was needed. Death of Saddam's Sons Boosts U.S. Forces
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030723/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq&cid=540&ncid=716 Already we had Treasury Secretary Snow on TV proclaiming that it's good for the economy! "Well, I think anything that removes uncertainty about the course of progress in Iraq is positive, and that certainly removes some uncertainty," the US economic chief said.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20030722/ts_afp/us_economy_iraq_snow&cid=1503&ncid=1478 Believe it or not, now that the Private Lynch story has become a liability rather than an asset, TODAY was the day she was coming home and delivering a statement, though she wasn't allowed to take questions. Bush needed something to upstage the "little hero," in case she suddenly recovered her memory during her prepared statement and blurted out something anti-Bush. (I noticed she didn't "thank" him today) THIS HAPPENED ON THE SAME DAY OF HER FIRST PUBLIC STATEMENT? WHAT A COINCKY-DINK!
The Official 9-11 Commission Report is supposed to come out tomorrow; this'll help bury that story and any problems it may cause for Bush (not as much as you would think; watch The Captain's List for more on this 9-11 "Warren Report" phony baloney)
It's already allowing the right-wing television screech monkeys like Rush and O'Reilly to fire back at the "liberals" who have been "supporting Saddam" by holding Bush accountable for his WMD'S LIES
Remember Saddam and his sons had all those "lookalikes" and "doubles," and yet within hours, it's confirmed that WE GOT 'EM?! Why the hell would, a nameless senior defense official be "speaking on condition of anonymity" when this is ostensibly GREAT NEWS? This isn't some bad news leaked to a reporter; it's a positive development, dominating the headlines, and why would he choose to remain nameless, unless he didn't want to be held accountable for what might turn out to be a LIE?
Why the HELL would we think they're telling the truth when they:
LIED ABOUT WMD'S
LIED ABOUT Chemical and Biological Weapons
LIED ABOUT PRIVATE LYNCH
LIED LIKE, THREE OR FOUR TIMES ALREADY ABOUT KILLING SADDAM AND HIS SONS
LIED ABOUT THE REAL REASON FOR THE INVASION
LIED ABOUT PLACING THE OIL REVENUE "IN A TRUST FOR THE IRAQI PEOPLE"
LIED ABOUT USING DEPLETED URANIUM
LIED ABOUT THE LOOTING OF THE MUSEUMS
LIED ABOUT THE US CASUALTIES (and are still lying, it's actually close to 1,000 US Troops Dead)
LIED ABOUT THE COMPLETELY STAGED TOPPLING OF THE SADDAM STATUE
LIED ABOUT "LIBERATING" THE IRAQI PEOPLE
LIED ABOUT ALLOWING IRAQI'S TO GOVERN THEMSELVES
LIED ABOUT HOW LONG OUR TROOPS WILL BE THERE
LIED ABOUT "SADDAM WOULDN'T LET THE INSPECTORS IN!" (uttered by Bush only this past week, right in front of Kofi Annan!)
LIED AND COVERED UP THE FACT THAT THE TOP THREE COMPANIES WHO GOT FAT CONTRACTS TO REBUILD IRAQ ARE DICK CHENEYS' COMPANY (Haliburton), THE BUSH FAMILY'S COMPANY (Carlyle Group), AND THE WHITMAN SAMPLER OF BUSH FAMILY CRONIES AND FORMER CABINET MEMBERS (Bechtel)
Now, all that being said by The Captain, I truly believe that Uday and Qusay could already have been killed, and this is an orchestrated distraction, a bit of late-reported "good news", which was put on reserve, considered an "asset" by Bush's handlers, and kept in a back pocket for the day when Bush needed to be bailed out. The press had started turning on him, and this is a very convenient surprise.
Now that it's "officially" GREAT for the economy, I can't wait to rush out the door and buy that big screen TV I've always wanted, so they can continue to pour this horse shit into my brain in even greater quantities!
GOODY GOODY GUMDROPS FROM THE YUM YUM TREE!
Captain Mike