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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 08:07 PM
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President Frank Zappa's cabinet team
Edited on Mon Dec-22-03 08:31 PM by zulchzulu
If FZ were still alive...

President
Frank Zappa

Vice President
David Bowie

Secretary of Agriculture
Cheech Marin

Secretary of Interior
Martha Stewart

Secretary of Commerce
Steve Martin

Department of Justice
David Byrne

Secretary of Defense
Howard Stern

Secretary of Labor
Jack Nicholson

Secretary of Education
Whoopi Goldberg

Secretary of State
Carrot Top

Secretary of Energy
Richard Simmons

Secretary of Transportation
Ralph Nader

Secretary of Health & Human Services
Madonna

Secretary of Treasury
Paris Hilton

Department of Homeland Security
Jesse Ventura

Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Captain Beefheart

Secretary of Stopping Censorship (new position)
Members of Bonzo Dog Band

Secretary of Housing & Urban Development
Queen Latifah

Secretary of Amusement & Party Development (new position)
Iggy Pop
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Xandor Donating Member (166 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 08:08 PM
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1. What about Wild Man Fisher?
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 08:09 PM
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2. OK...
Secretary of Peace
Wild Man Fisher
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 08:12 PM
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3. OMG!
I had forgotten about Wild Man Fischer! Thanks for the flash back.
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XanaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 08:19 PM
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4. Would Iggy Pop fit in?
Eom.
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 08:32 PM
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5. Thanks, I forgot about Iggy
Yep, he's got a position...on edit...
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Bozola Donating Member (992 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-22-03 09:13 PM
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6. Um. No.


Nope. Not even close. I can't imagine Zappa tolerating the majority of these people you've listed for more than a second.
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