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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:52 AM Original message |
I want to break a law. Help me decide which one to break. |
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kiahzero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:53 AM Response to Original message |
1. Religious laws |
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chenGOD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:54 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Everybody must get stoned...n/t |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:55 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Good start. I may be committing multiple offences as we speak. |
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Sticky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
3. I say religious law |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:56 AM Response to Reply #3 |
8. Good God! Dare I? Dare I take a Roast Beef sandwich |
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cheezus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:59 AM Response to Reply #3 |
12. Easter Sunday marks the end of lent |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:00 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. They threw me out of the Church after I gave up Catholicism for Lent. |
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candy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:08 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. How do you know they're Catholics? |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:13 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Don't be silly. |
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Sticky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:25 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. I have the tall hat to match my robe |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:34 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Yeah, luckily thats only for high holidays though, thank god. |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 12:49 PM Response to Reply #3 |
47. I vote for the 6th (or at least the 9th) Commandment |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
5. Gravity |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:57 AM Response to Reply #5 |
9. Yeah, it works for that Roadrunner guy, so why not me? |
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AJ BENDER (130 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
6. The Drug Laws ! |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:58 AM Response to Reply #6 |
11. Maybe as part of a larger smorgasbord of criminal acts, perhaps? |
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demnan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:56 AM Response to Original message |
7. Religious Laws - Less Effort! |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 09:58 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. And I already covet my neighbours ass! Perfect! |
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candy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:10 AM Response to Original message |
15. Murphy's Law |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:14 AM Response to Reply #15 |
17. I'll put that beside the Law of Diminishing Returns, then. |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:37 AM Response to Original message |
20. try dumblaws.com |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:41 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Good Canadian one - You can't pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 11:15 AM Response to Reply #21 |
31. Why, hell... |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 11:29 AM Response to Reply #31 |
34. Badoomsh! |
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Champ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 12:37 PM Response to Reply #20 |
41. Woah get a load of my state laws |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 12:45 PM Response to Reply #41 |
43. Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
22. Go on, rip that tag off the mattress! |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:45 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Ooh. That's seriously felonious! |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
24. Here's one - Illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft in Canada |
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ZenLefty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:57 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. That law protects witchcraft!! |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 11:04 AM Response to Reply #26 |
28. How would you prove witchcraft in court? |
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ZenLefty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 11:27 AM Response to Reply #28 |
33. That's not my flame war. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 11:29 AM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Yeah, it was just a glib comment, I don't want to go there down there. |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 10:56 AM Response to Original message |
25. How About a Challenge? Break the Law of Gravity! |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 11:05 AM Response to Reply #25 |
29. Well, if Superman will volunteer to spin the earth backwards |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
27. Mosaic Law |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 11:06 AM Response to Reply #27 |
30. Yup. It's an easy one. And not my first offence either! |
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TheMightyFavog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 11:17 AM Response to Original message |
32. Well, you could go to wisconsin and.. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 11:30 AM Response to Reply #32 |
36. Make limburger cheese without a master cheesemaker's license. |
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TheMightyFavog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 12:43 PM Response to Reply #36 |
42. Twice. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 12:45 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. Ew. Harsh. |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
37. Let's see you break the inverse square law! |
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Mr.Green93 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
38. buy something on Ebay and not pay |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 12:46 PM Response to Reply #38 |
45. Already did. Still it was only some Kerry Buttons for $2 a pop. |
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Whitacre D_WI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
39. You should break Newton's Second Law of Thermodynamics. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 12:48 PM Response to Reply #39 |
46. Third maybe, fourth at a push, but second? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 12:33 PM Response to Original message |
40. Come to Texas... |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-28-04 12:49 PM Response to Reply #40 |
48. Oh yeah! |
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