* on Jeopardy

[moof]

Alex - Hello and Welcome back to this weeks special version of Jeopardy for the really dimwitted.

Mr. President you start this round since you are in last place with negative 750 and counting.

* - I'll take " Why they hate us " for a thousand, Alex

Alex - The reason almost all the arab world hates us now.

Alex - Yes chimpy ?

* - What is because of our freedoms.

No, Sorry Boy king, the answer is
" What is because we stripped their men and women naked and raped and sodomized them while taking pictures."
We would have however accepted " what is because we tortured them "

[Direckshun]

1. Final Jeopardy

The category is "2004 Election." Gentlemen, make your wagers.

The answer is: "He won the 2004 Presidential election."

Now let's see what Chimpy has:

"Me."

Ah, and you wagered: 200 fucking million dollars from campaign donations from the rich.

[DieboldMustDie]

2. Ha! The dumbass forgot to phrase his answer in the form of a question.

:evilgrin:

[ComerPerro]

3. I'll take "Why they hate us" for $200, Alex

Ok, the answer, for $200, is, "The reason why most of the world hates us right now"

"What is my presidency"

"Correct, but we also would have accepted "Who is that stupid, alcoholic moron in the White House"