Expose yourself here if you dare

[Chuckup]

I stole a bag of chips from the corner store when I was 12 years old. My first and only taste of crime, I felt so bad after doing it, I couldn't eat the chips. (15 cent bag) back in the 70's

[Um_Yeah]

1. I got a confession

I used to steal Porn when I was like 12, Thats doubly sinful.

[qb]

2. I swiped a chocolate coin from the Ben Franklin when I was 4

while my mother was buying her stuff. I ate it in the car on the way home. No remorse.

[Chuckup]

3. That just reminded me of something

when I was 7 or 8, I was with mother at the grocery store, and you know how people taste a grape to see how they are...?

Well, I decided to mimic what I saw, only after eating the grape, my mother informed me I took a plum!

[soleft]

4. I stole a Gumby from my Sunday School

[patdem]

5. I used to be a greedy marble player when a kid

I wanted ALL the marbles..turned me off of gambleing I have, as an adult shared a $1.00 bet on the dogs in Fla. And bet a SURE thing at Belmont...the owner had 3 horses in the race so I bet $2.00 to win/place/show...gave me 9 ways to win. I think I won $10.00 on my $2.00.

Turned me off greed also. I realized that no how many I won, I never felt satisfied. I wanted ALL the marbles just to show everyone I was the BIGGEST marble gambler there was. It left me with many many many bad feelings. I am glad I learned early!

[DemoVet]

6. Okay, here goes,

I slept with one of my brother's girlfriends. I'm thinking about getting the three of us on Springer...

[bamademo]

7. I let my dog take a dump on the lawn of an Assembly of God Church

Right in the pathway to the sanctuary. I'm not sorry. :evilgrin:

[DemoVet]

8. Awesome, dude!

[bamademo]

12. I'm a dudette.

:-)

[prolesunited]

9. On a dare from a friend

who swore she did it all of the time with no hassles, I tried to shoplift a pair of earrings from a department store at about age 13. Needless to say, we got caught by the store security guard, stuck in a little room and berated severely. There were A LOT of tears. He took pity on us and didn't call our parents.

Figures the first and only time I tried something like that I would get caught. I definitely learned my lesson and never did it again.

[Rainbowreflect]

10. You were lucky.

I was about 13 when I got caught shoplifting with a friend. They called our parents, but because my mom was out of town they had to call the women who was staying with my sibs & I. She was my mom's coworker. I was never sure if my mom was more pissed becase I shoplifted or because her cowork knew.

[arwalden]

11. Naughty Photos Of Me Are On Display Right Now Online...

... as well as floating around in the alt.binaries.amateur... alt.bdsm.... newsgroups.

I guess it's a good thing I'm not running for governor of California, eh?

-- Allen

[TrogL]

18. Well?!?!?!

Link to one. Link to them all.

[rabid_nerd]

13. I don't dare...

Money? What money?

[Mr. McD]

14. Was involved in some car thefts and burglaries as a minor.

Was on probation for striping a car. Nothing since I turned 18.

[caribmon]

15. I got caught with a little bag of pot

when I was 12 or 13 with a friend in an underground parking lot. They held us and called the cops but we begged our way out due to the fact the granny who had snagged us had a son in jail. She waived the cops away when they came and let us run.

Lucky grass is now pretty well LEGAL in British Columbia.

Imagine that?

[TrogL]

16. OK

[Fixated]

17. ...

My friends and I make molotov cocktails and throw them on residential roads.

[amber dog democrat]

19. Cart theft , breaking and entry

mostly as an accomplice - in my teenge years before I joined the Navy.
- I quit shoplifting after I turned 13 - but I did lots of non work related surfing at my previous job.. I am sure there is still karma yet to be reckoned with.
I got busted for weed once - that was not much fun.

[FarLeftRage]

20. Plotting to overthrow the gov't

While in Catholic school no less.
It was after the 1972 elections and I wanted McGovern to win sooo bad.
Well, imagine my disappointment when he lost.
I became an anarchist from that moment on and never looked back.

[alfredo]

21. Shoplifting, B&E, and other activities

that will stay secret to the grave.

Been a solid citizen for the last three decades. The first three were, more fun.

BTW, it was a tradition in our town to have a kid steal their first issue of Mad magazine. After that they could buy it.