I think Bush would be funnier drunk

[Loonman]

Than Kerry.

Bush would walk into things and put his underwear on his head.

[bif]

1. And he'd keep repeating the same phrases over and over.

Oh wait, that's what he does now!

[stinkeefresh]

2. that's because he's drunk now.

[Zero Gravitas]

3. he's a mean drunk

and he's mean when he's sober. An all round asshole.

[hlthe2b]

4. yup... there are several accounts out there re: how mean he was drunk...

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