CONFESS!!!!!! What do the voices in your head tell you???

[LynneSin]

Mine said I should post this thread

:D

[Name removed]

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[Don_G]

2. Meow

Wait, that's my cat's voice telling me I missed her morning snack.

[MallRat]

3. MUST... DRINK... MORE... COFFEE...

aaaaahhhhh!

[slackmaster]

4. They never talk to me

But they're constantly arguing with each other.

[pagerbear]

5. When I hear voices in my head

...they're usually telling me to do something harmful (like eat doughnuts, not like kill neighbors) or to believe something bad about myself, and I've learned to look for a second opinion.

[comradebillyboy]

6. take more drugs, have more sex,

rock and roll all night long!

but reality intrudes, so i get dressed and go to work instead.

[underpants]

7. Don't go to work today, stay home and clean the guns

Great bumpersticker I saw once.

[tigereye]

8. mine say fly to Aruba

or some such beach locale :)

[MissMillie]

9. Mine say I should go home

Blow off work and go home and enjoy the sun.

[TrogL]

10. I can't quite make it out

Earlier one of them was babbling something about needing to put flaps on my headphones so I could hear the squirrels better and that might help read my coffee.

[MAlibdem]

11. GO TO SLEEP!!!!

But I refuse...

[XNASA]

12. 2 + 2 = 5

War is Peace.

Freedom is Slavery.

Ignorance is Strength.

:crazy:

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. Get off DU and get some damned work done!!!

And they are not very nice about it either....:(

[wtmusic]

16. LOL me too...just check GD and they go away

temporarily. :(

[BigMcLargehuge]

19. I think we share the same voices

must.... write.... basic.... wireless.... course......... hmmmm what's going on in the lounge?

DOH! Another hour frittered away.

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. Yes! Yes! Those are the ones. So that's where they go when I cannot

hear them....:hi:

[BigMcLargehuge]

26. FOR GOD'S SAKE TAKE THEM BACK!!!!

I've written all of one lesson in 4 hours....

[sniffa]

14. mine say

spank Lynnsin.

[Darth_Kitten]

15. Call in sick........

:evilgrin:

[Az]

17. Beware of the clowns.... beware of the clowns!

Can't sleep! Clowns will eat me! yarrrgggggg

[SnohoDem]

18. CONFESS!!!!

That's all I hear.

[TX-RAT]

20. Must have Abbott, Must have Abbott, Must Have Abbott

[LynneSin]

22. Your voices need medication

you're not getting Abbott unless you permantly move in with me.

What's your obsession with my cat??

[TX-RAT]

23. He looks just like my cat Chester

He died last year. When he was healthy he was over 20lbs. He was the best cat we've ever had. Your very lucky. Hope he lives a long healthy life.

[LynneSin]

24. I hope so too!!!!

I still can't believe someone threw that cat away only because they were too cheap to get the guy neutered.

God wanted me to have a wonderful pet like Abbott. A quick 'snip-snip' and Abbott became the best cat in the world. If you're ever in the Philly/Delaware area you can stop by and snuggle him all you want!!! Abbott loves belly rubs!!

[TX-RAT]

27. Thats enough , the belly rubs were to much, time for a tear.

Chester was my belly rubbing buddy. He would also ride with me every time i went to feed the critters.

[LynneSin]

28. Maybe my Abbott is your Chester reincarnated

I mean, Abbie is only a little over a year old

:loveya:

[arwalden]

25. Wear Plaid! Buy Corduroy! Get A Tattoo!

Dark knee-high socks and sandals are okay.

They just won't shut up!

-- Allen

[GOPisEvil]

29. They have lousy fashion sense, too.

Socks with sandals?