If DU's top ten list were to be boradcast on the radio,

[TheMightyFavog]

Which sound effects would be used for the little icons:

My list:

Accident/Medical: Ambulance siren
anti-choice: ?
anti-environment: hacking cough
arrest: "you have the right to remain silent"
boat: foghorn
booze: hiccup
car: revving of Plymouth Barracuda with a Hemi
cheese: ?
chickenhawk: chicken clucking
Clinton Hating: Clinton saying something
Covering of ass: fart
cowardice: King Arthur yelling "run away!"
crybaby: crying baby
drugs: sound of a bubbling bong
dumb: Homer Simpson yelling "D'oh!" (or some guy going "duhhhhhhhh" if FOX gets pissed.)
election stealing: ?
Excessive spin: sound of whirling wind.
fearmongering: woman screaming
fiscal irresponsibility: slide whistle going down
flip-flopping: ?
golf: guy yelling "fore"
greed: Chash register ka-ching
gun nut: Shooting gun
helping the terrorists: ?
homophobia: "Tinky Winky!"
hypocrisy: whistling teakettle
just plain evil: Elvil laugh
lazy: snoring sound
lying: "blah, blah blah"
massive ego: the "Ba ba da daaa!" sound from the old Imperial margarine ads or some other fanfare type SFX.
mysogyny: guy with a southern accent saying "Woman, go make me a sandwich!" (or if we can get permission, a clip from Kinky Friedman's Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and your Buns in the Bed)
neopotism: ?
Oscar winner: ?
Pandering: ?
partisanship: Elepahnt bellowing.
photo-opping: Clicking camera
pretzel: Gacking choking noise
prison/jail: slamming of cell door
quid pro quo: ?
racism: first bars of Dixie
religious nut: first few notes of Onward, Christian Soliers
screwing the poor: sound of screw being driven into wood
sex: moan form a porno
shocked, shocked I tell ya: sound of electric buzzing and crackling
unconstitutional: sound of a gavel
warmongering: explosion