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Mon Jun-07-04 08:30 PM
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| My father sent me to the grocery store tonight. |
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He asked me to buy two tomatoes and a long cucumber for him to use in dinner tonight.
I went to the store and bought them, and just as I was exiting the produce section, I had JUST REALIZED what I was purchasing...
I was giggling at myself driving all the way home. It took me THAT long to figure it out.
I have a really dirty mind, I know.:evilgrin:
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Mon Jun-07-04 08:32 PM
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| 1. What were you purchasing? |
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Mon Jun-07-04 08:35 PM
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| 2. Two tomatoes and a cucumber. |
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But it took me a long time to realize why it was so funny.:D
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Mon Jun-07-04 08:37 PM
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| 3. What's so funny about two tomatoes and a cucumber? |
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.Just kidding. I get it. ;)
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Mon Jun-07-04 08:37 PM
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Mon Jun-07-04 08:39 PM
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| 5. How long was the cucumber and how big were the tomatoes? |
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Mon Jun-07-04 08:40 PM
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| 6. They were normal sized. |
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Mon Jun-07-04 08:42 PM
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| 7. More than a mouthful is a waste |
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Mon Jun-07-04 08:45 PM
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| 8. Be careful how you use that cucumber......................... |
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The wax on them can hold salmonella. :P
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