Dude, your finger smells like CAPTION

[name not needed]

[Deja Q]

1. OMG!!!!!!!! Now I usually wander into the realm of double entendre...

But this time I sure as halliburton won't this time!!!!!!!!

:puke:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. "Secret Service worries that Bush has inadvertently revealed

Cheney's undisclosed location. Film at 11:00."

[Droopy]

3. That's gross and in poor taste.

I like it.

[DemoTex]

4. Poor Barney ...

[skip fox]

5. W. is "thinking": "Wow. My Dad used to have us pull his finger and

that was great. He'd fart like a hippo. But I figured it was all a joke. There wasn't a 'little invisible chain' in their that ran to a 'tiny trap door' in the 'fart chamber.' Ha. Figured that out right away . . . well . . . some of the guys at that governers' convention clued me in . . . but I got an even better joke . . . I MADE the connection between the finger and . . . Oh, well, here comes someone. . . I'll play it on him first . . ."

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. Al Quada finally found!

See, it was not bullshit all that time... it was dog shit.

[name not needed]

7. "I found the weapons of mass destruction. See?"

[notadmblnd]

8. Ya see what I just did to Barney here?

You keep lippin off and askin those unconfortable questions..I'll do the same damn thing to you. Make no Mistake!