Caption Dick on the run

[Cocoa]

must be reporters behind him.

[Hoosier Democrat]

1. Gotta Go, Gotta Go, Gotta Go RIGHT NOW>>>

[jean]

2. See Dick run.

[DakotaDemocrat]

3. Dick...

Halliburton is on the phone...

[bif]

4. They just announced that the ribs were being served.

Ge get 'em, big dick!

[HereSince1628]

5. What do they put in Texas chili? Gotta Go!

[Endangered Specie]

6. Captain: "We need more SPEED!"...

Scotty: "She can't take any more captain, this is as fast as she'll go!"
Captain: "Whats are current speed?"
Navigator: "3.26"
Captian: "Damnit, Mr. Scott, PUSH it up to 3.5, divert energy from life support if you have too"
Scotty: "Captain, I tell you she's gonna bl...
<<Explosions>>, <<Engine core overload sirens>>
Captain: "Engineering?,... ENGINEERING! COME IN!"
Executive Officer: "SIR!, sensors indicate a Heart Attack occuring in the engine core!"
Captian: "Computer: Initiate evacuation sequence"
<<Abandon Ship Klaxons>>
Computer: "All hands abandon ship, repeat All hands abandon ship... THis is NOT a drill."
Captain: Send a Distress call, this is the USS Dick Cheney, we are suffering an engine core failure, if anyone can hear this we nee..."
<<explosions>>

[drb]

7. "Oh boy! Reruns of torture flicks! My favorite!"

[Dying Eagle]

8. He just heard

KKKarl Rove, Rush and Hannity were giving Hand Jobs!! Now those are "Compassionate Conservatives"

[Endangered Specie]

10. yikes!... spooky sig line image there.

[HerbieHeadhunter]

9. Yikes! There's an army recruiter.....

gotta run!

[skip fox]

11. Dick is thinking: "Here's my only hope. Catch a heart attack and get

in the hospital . . . then I can duck the questions about Halliburton, Plame, WMD, Saddam and terrorism . . . everything! . . . Hope this works!"

[elperromagico]

12. "Must... find... crashcart!!!"

[Lefty48197]

13. Oh Sh*t! The committee is releasing their 9-11 report

I gotta get the hell outta here!

[Raven]

14. Oh, Oh! The October Surprise!

Dick will kick off in the line of duty...we will have another one of these 7 day "State Funerals" except it will be GWB kissing the coffin...The media will make the guy out to be Ghandi and the Dems will be cooked!

[cosmicdot]

15. Dick is thinking: if I keep moving, maybe they can't issue any subpoenas