I am the God of Trivia. Ask me anything, for I know all!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Well, not really, but I do promise to be entertaining. Ish.

[matcom]

1. how many moles on Jeri Ryan's body?

and for extra credit, where are they all placed?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. That information is provided purely on a need-to-know basis.

[Commendatori]

7. I need to know. Oh, tell me about Catherine Bell, too.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. She's a Republican.

Still, I would.

[Commendatori]

21. Bummer, but same here.

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. what did kirks grave stone read

when presented it in the first season

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. James R Kirk.

What happened to Tiberius?

[7th_Sephiroth]

20. first season

before the writers gave him a proper middle name

[LynzM]

5. What color is polar bear's skin?

And for extra credit, what color is their fur? :D

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Tangerine. With a little Aquamarine.

[Misunderestimator]

6. Why, do rattlesnakes make such a racket?

I mean... when most snakes are rather quiet... it seems odd that evolution would have found it appropriate to give a snake a rattle.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. Maybe they're insecure, or just vain.

Strikes me that they want people to know they're coming.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

53. Maybe evolution wants them to die

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

55. But, they taste so good...

:)

[LynneSin]

9. Why do some people think George W. Bush is a 'Good Christian Man....

who will bring honor and integrity to the White House'?

:shrug:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

14. This all relates to the great Mescalin spill in the Mississippi back in

65 or so. It got into the water supply. Mistakes were made.

[matcom]

11. why do i feel all tingly when i see nekkid women?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. You are secretly repulsed by their unclothed vulgarity.

[LynneSin]

16. Why are you a freaking Perv

:eyes:

[matcom]

17. cause i am good at it?

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?

Yeah! Why?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. It's an optical illusion.

[Loonman]

13. Does a duck's quack echo?

nt

[Screaming Lord Byron]

19. It does, it's just very faint.

Duck Quack Echo would make a great lost Captain Beefheart song.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

22. Aren't there some diapers that need to be changed?

You just had a newborn. Why aren't you enjoying the smells and the screaming and the pooping?
Duckie

[Screaming Lord Byron]

23. Because I couldn't get time off work. I'm at work.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

44. Sorry...

I keep forgetting people surf DU from work.
Duckie

[Screaming Lord Byron]

45. That's OK. I'm not that lousy a parent.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

52. I was kidding.

I know babies sleep, and when they do, you try to have a normal life...I really wasn't trying to insinuate that you were a bad parent.
Duckie

[Screaming Lord Byron]

56. That's OK. I was just playing along

I know I didn't think that you didn't think that I wasn't a bad parent. Or something. :D

[Az]

24. What was the alternate name to the movie Quatermass and the Pit

For bonus points how did they stop the Martians?

For bonus bonus points what did the Martians look like?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

25. They used a giant crane they had earthed.

The Martians looked like little demons.
Don't remember the alternate name, though.

[Az]

27. Grasshoppers

The martians looked like big grasshoppers. Hopping and leaping and burning and and no wait must maintain control....

The alternate title in the US was Five Million Years to Earth.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

29. Right. It was great though. Ever see the other Quatermass stories?

There was The Quatermass Experiment and they did another one with Sir Laurence Olivier (at least, I think it was him) in 1980.

[Az]

33. Not Sir Laurence

Did an IMDB lookup and it was him. John Mills played Quatermass.

But yep. No Dr Who fan could not be aware of Quatermass.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

36. I often confuse those two for some reason.

I haven't seen the 1980 one in years.

[Guaranteed]

26. What's the capitol of Montana?

No fair cheatin' :P

[Screaming Lord Byron]

30. Butte? I don't know.

[St. Jarvitude]

28. Who invented the "roll away from" and "roll towards you" issue for T.P?

I've always thought it was the evil corporate T.P conglomerates - they run the world with their secret governments, you know!

[Az]

31. What connection is there between James Joyce and Mel Brooks?

:evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

32. Clues needed, eh?

[Az]

34. Character names in their works (clue)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

37. Dark Helmet is in Ulysees?

:evilgrin:

[Az]

38. Leo Bloom

Main Character of Ulysees and The Producers.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

39. You know, I think I read about that recently.

Damn medication!

[Az]

40. Apparently the connection comes through Zero

Seems Zero Mostel rose to fame playing Leopold Bloom in an off-broadway production of Ulysses In Nighttown.

[pagerbear]

35. What was Marilyn Horne's debut role at the Met?

[Westegg]

41. Besides vodka, what else did John Bonham consume...

...on the day he died, as mentioned in the coroner's report? Hint: He consummed them in a pub.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

42. Pickled Eggs or sandwiches.

[Westegg]

43. Ham rolls. Close enuf, my sweet Lord. (n/t)

[JVS]

46. Who was the most recent baseball player traded for himself?

[rinsd]

47. Name all 4 bullies from the Simpsons! (nt)

[baldguy]

48. What is the air speed velocity of a fully-laden swallow?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

49. Wibble.

[baldguy]

50. Wibble?

What language is that?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

51. Scrunge.

[Brahma Bull]

54. Um...what is the main mineral constituent of the Earth's mantle?

:)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

57. Cheesecake