What Do You Say When You Stub Your Toe?

[Zomby Woof]

Poll question: What Do You Say When You Stub Your Toe?

[johnnie]

1. Either ouch

Or FUCK!!!!!! Depending what I am drinking.

[tishaLA]

2. "Go Fuck Yourself"

I'm very Dick Cheney in that way.

[Eye and Monkey]

3. Cheney!

[texas1928]

4. Just a good old fashion

FUCK as loud as I can.

[Taverner]

5. Where's VelmaD?

She's always bashing her feet up....I'd guess she's an expert on this...

[Mobius]

7. Nah, I lived with an avid guitar player for 12 years

lemme tell you. Those hard shell guitar cases hurt like a Mofo in the middle of the night. :cry:

[VelmaD]

12. I blame it on wandering through...

strange (and poorly lit) bedrooms. :evilgrin:

[Mobius]

6. GodDamnSonofaMotherFuckingBitch!

:screams:

[sleepyhead]

21. that's exactly what I say

word for word. And here I thought I was SO original and creative!

[dudeness]

8. normally

oh pooh..that did hurt my little pinky..

[TheWizardOfMudd]

9. Goddam it! Motherfucker! Cocksucker! Son of a bitch!

My toes are sensitivie.

[pagerbear]

10. "Santorum!"

[2cents]

11. other

I grab it, laugh, look around and hope nobody saw it.

[Spider Jerusalem]

13. Usually I let out with a loud "Jesus bloody FUCK!"

[Snoggera]

14. I point a wmd at it

and say "damn you, you evildoing toe!"

[Susang]

15. I pretty much just chant "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......."

Until the pain finally subsides. Then I have to coax the dog out from underneath the bed. He doesn't like it when people drop the F-bomb. ;-)

[Kenneth ken]

16. dang it pookie - open your eyes? n/t

[ZenLefty]

17. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckit fuckity fuck

Really, that's what I say.

[Zomby Woof]

18. I fucking believe you!

:D

[flamingyouth]

19. Fuck Dick Cheney - it's offically okay to say it now!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1326762

[SW FL Dem]

20. Usually a simple Sh*t, unless it really hurts n/t

[LastKnight]

22. a mix of one and three. nt