Is m-jean03 really a lesbian?

[LynneSin]

Poll question: Is m-jean03 really a lesbian?

I heard she's just in it for the free toaster!!! You decide


(paybacks are a bitch m-jean :loveya: )

[JVS]

1. You used the B-word

I hereby declare the flamewar open for all.

[LynneSin]

3. I am a bitch therefore I am

:eyes:

[JVS]

8. What rampant misogyny!

And don't give me that bull about being a woman so it's ok. Self-hating bigots are still bigots. ;-)

[Donkeyboy75]

27. Aw, she's just mad because I mopped the floor with her on the Asia quiz.

[Gothic Sponge]

2. No, lesbians don't use a trampoline!

[m-jean03]

4. My legs are better today!

I had bad dreams last night though.

[Gothic Sponge]

10. Good to hear!

The leg that is....

[m-jean03]

14. Yes

The dreams are no big deal... :-)

[JohnKleeb]

5. I have no gay dar so I dont know for certain

[LynneSin]

9. Try this

[JohnKleeb]

12. I am not gay though

Bender sucks :shrug: at gaydar at least.

[Donkeyboy75]

6. No. Unless Mel Gibson is really a woman.

And he might be...

[m-jean03]

13. It's his hair I wanted all along (for myself)

And his trailer by the ocean in Lethal Weapon. :-)

I really am serious. It was really hard to accept how much of a queer I really was, so I explained away my fairly "masculine" (what a limited vocabulary we have...) identity as heterosexuality. While I was living in the deep murky waters of CFS, nothing was clear, and I didn't want to jump to any conclusions until I knew for sure. But it was always there.

When the fog lifted, however, there was no more kidding myself.

And if I'm being too serious... just slap me. But I do feel I have some explaining to do, as I've been so flamboyant on these boards, flirting with guys and stuff.

But when I was tired, I needed you guys. Your seemingly endless supply of appreciation and flirtation really did keep me going. It was just love and fun and friendship, on a pure, genderless, cyber-frequency. :-)

[LynneSin]

15. We wouldn't create dumb polls if we didn't love you

:loveya:

[m-jean03]

16. Aww...

I'm flattered, really. I never thought I'd get to the point of having dumb polls made about me. :loveya:

It's just that, well, I acted so DAMN heterosexual, I feel like my turn around must seem a little strange. But the situation was pretty complicated.

[LynneSin]

18. you broke alot of hearts with your announcement

but now you probably have a whole new group of folks with a crush on you.

You have the best of both worlds (and unfortunately you'll find some of the worst of both)

[m-jean03]

21. You're too sweet... those are nice thoughts, though :-)

Most people are super cool, but I don't know about any new crushes yet. I'm in love with a girl dog named Snowy --sorry Mr. Santorum,no, it's not like THAT... :P

[Donkeyboy75]

20. Now I know what to get you for your birthday!

;)

[m-jean03]

22. Waterfront property in California with a

trailer included? ALL-RIGHT!!! :party: :D

[Donkeyboy75]

23. Shucks

I thought you'd settle for the wig :(

[m-jean03]

25. Wig?? I don't need no fucking wig!!

My hair's thick and curly and pretty similar since I cut it. Not really a mullet though, more like a shaggy 'do with bangs. B-)

[m-jean03]

28. Silly, you were the first one I really told, anyway

Remember that discussion we had about my phantom penis? Well, what the heck do you think I was trying to say? I mean, when you have a phantom penis you sort of have a "phantom" urge to use it, ya know? :evilgrin:

[Donkeyboy75]

30. That's funny...I thought about that a couple of days later.

But I often try not to read too much into things.

[m-jean03]

7. So, does this mean you and matcom aren't an item?

Or are you mad because I exposed your emissions cover-up?:shrug:

[LynneSin]

11. All of the above?

[MikeG]

17. As a bankruptcy lawyer I find use of the term "payback" offensive.

So knock it off!!

[Westegg]

19. With m-jean, I became the thing I most feared: The masher...

...Oh, sister, brother, 'twas ugly. Pelting her all day and nite with my salacious nod-nod-wink-wink-you want it-don't-yer-darlin' posts, egging, practically BEGGING her to become a lesbian if only to stop, thwart, throttle, terminate, put the kibosh on the racy, rancid letters I was sending to her... Because I have a real problem. And it starts with "m" and it ends with "n" and it ryhmes with "Zen"! (or, more precisely, I guess, it ryhmes with '"zine") Right here in River City! On my end of this tawdry debauchery, I have sought counsel. (Yes, yes, a lawyer too, should it come to that), but what I meant was a psychiatrist, who I hope, in time, will be able to explain to me from which childhood trauma springs my awful, terrible, sometimes amusing but often just plain delirious why-don't-you-two-just-get-a-room lust for the DU gal lady chick woman m'mselle senorita frauliene empowered feminist confused boy-toy known as "m-jean03."

But what can I say? It's not my fault! When a man like me meets a woman like her, well, gents, you can send your actuary tables spiralling right out the fuckin' windows like so much Wall-Street confetti raining down on the heads of Lindbergh, Ike, or the NY Yankees, because All Bets Are Off, and All Market Curbs Are In. Because the planets were aligned just so, the die was cast, the dice were tossed ("eight the hard way"), the icing was on the wall, the writing was on the cake---IT'S NOT MY FAULT SHE'S AN ANGEL!!!!!

[m-jean03]

26. Check your PMs

:loveya:

[jukes]

24. NOT

till we here lurid stories of HOTTTT girl-on-girl action! has she taken the actual plunge yet?

(seriously, what is it w/guys that want to watch two models pretend to be gay? the lezbos I know wd feel sleazed by a male trying to get off on their intimacy. it's just weird!)

[name not needed]

29. The stories are true! How do I know?

It all took place in my house! :)