What cartoon character would you like to have sex with?

[Magrittes Pipe]

Poll question: What cartoon character would you like to have sex with?

[Fenris]

1. Betty Rubble

She was a fox.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Ah, yes. But sure 'twas no VOLTRON!

[slackmaster]

2. Betty Boop

Followed closely by Jessica Rabbit.

[Wilber_Stool]

26. Me to

Have you ever seen the Fritz the Cat girls?

[NightTrain]

3. Wouldn't I get a paper cut on my....? Umm...?

Well, you know. :hurts:

[cedahlia]

5. What, no Speed Racer???

Come on!

Go, Speed, gooooo!!! :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Ha-HA!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. Other: the cabaret dancer Droopy's wolf nemesis drools about (nt)

[Richardo]

22. You mean "Red Hot Riding Hood"

Cue the claxon: AaaaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOgah!!

[mac56]

7. Animation? Betty Rubble or Betty Boop.

Print comics? Brandy from "Liberty Meadows".




:loveya:

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Y'all are taking this WAY too seriously.

Fer Chrissakes, look at my poll options!

I mean, EVERYONE wants to fuck Brandy. But that's neither here nor there.

[mac56]

14. Well, it gives me a reason to post a pic of Brandy.

Hubba hubba.

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. I fail to see why one should need a reason.

In fact, I suggest you give her her own thread!

With MANY pics!

[mac56]

41. Done and done.

nm

[Spider Jerusalem]

50. That's nice, but...

here's my personal preference: Betty from the "Rocketeer" comic book of the '80's. (Essentially a comic-book version of Bettie Page...)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. I ve said it a thousand times - Cheetara!

[m-jean03]

17. Once again, ChavezSpeaksTheTruthSpeaksTheTruth!!

Absofuckinglutely! :yourock:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. Thats a no brainer

Grrrrrr!

[tom_paine]

33. Hell, yes!

Her paw/claw prints would look WONDERFUL on my back and on my (COMMENT REDACTED)

"23 skiddooooo!"

Just what the hell does that actually MEAN?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

39. This explanation is near to my heart as I went to school 2 blocks away

The "Flat Iron Building" which is long and thin and triangularly wedge shaped, is on lower Broadway at 23rd St. Its distinctive shape causes some violently swirling winds which would tend to blow women's skirts up. The local men knew this and would loiter about at lunch hour for the free 'show'. The cops would then have to engage in enforcing the "23 Skidoo" - chasing the would be oglers from 23rd Street.

[tigereye]

42. that's a cool building

I have seen it a few times in my travels to NYC.

[NuckinFutz]

10. Popeye the sailor...two reasons...

1. He's strong to the finish.

2. If his *ahem* is anything like his arms, it could get real interesting.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. Ahhh, you're from Finland then? (nt)

[NuckinFutz]

not exactly...

more of a misplaced Okie.

[LiberalVoice]

55. Funniest Post Ever!!! n/t

[Terran]

60. I'd do Bluto

Tall dark and evil, that's how I like 'em! Actually, a menage with both Popeye and Bluto would be interesting...

[Misunderestimator]

11. Bugs Bunny, but only if he's dressed up as Brunhilde...

and sings "Ho yo to hooooo" in my ear.

[southpaw]

13. Baby Huey...

I strictly limit my pedophelia to animated infants only...

<sickness/>

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. Woody Woodpecker

[Misunderestimator]

20. *guffaw*

nearly just spit up my soda on the keyboard

[sus]

18. Pikachu! hahahahaha!!

[soothsayer]

53. shocking! (pardon the pun) n/t

[Richardo]

21. Bugs in drag: Stone fox

[Misunderestimator]

29. How very femme of him...

Love the parasol and hat... but a helmut would be much more attractive...

Oh, and this is cute:

[Syrinx]

23. Robert Crumb said...

That as a child, he was sexually attracted to Bugs Bunny.

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. And Crumb's sexual proclivities are something to which...

...we should all aspire?

[tigereye]

43. you have room to talk

[Magrittes Pipe]

49. Oh, go drink some sangria.

:P

[tigereye]

51. I am about to go to the pool,

but I am out of the red stuff. Not allowed to drink poolside.

But soon I will be wined and dined and have pitchers of it! CAn't wait. And someone to drive me home later!

[Loonman]

24. Totally Spies

All three of them.

Mandy, too.

[mac56]

31. Forgot about Mandy.

:loveya:

[Bertha Venation]

27. What about Jessica Rabbit?

Seems an obvious choice to me.

I'm not bad, Mr. Valiant. I'm just drawn that way.

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. Yes, obvious.

TOO obvious. ;)

[Bertha Venation]

37. Is there such a thing as TOO obvious?

Well, okay, maybe. But I'm not that attracted to super-femmes, and even I'd play patty cake with her . . . .

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. See mac56's post #7.

I'm just funnin' with the likes of Voltron and Bugs in drag.

If this were a serious poll, I woulda posted pictures (and included the world of print comix). :P

[tom_paine]

35. Yeah, major omission to leave out Jessica Rabbit.

[Xithras]

36. I was going to post that myself

I could happily make bunnies with Mrs Rabbit all day long :evilgrin:

[King Of Paperboys]

28. Betty & Veronica

At the same time. Take THAT, Archie Andrews!

[TrogL]

34. I'd get in so much trouble

I dunno, pretty much pick any anime character at random.

Maybe Largo from Megatokyo although his artist would :spank: me raw.

[XNASA]

40. Alice

I'm assuming that she's legal. If that's possible.

[tigereye]

46. something from a sci-fi cartoon

big Octopus creatures or something... can't think of anything specific. Yup it's summer all right and this poll raises that great level of discourse.

[Taverner]

44. Methinks this is a furry finder post...

[MissMillie]

45. Marvin the Martian

especially if he uses his illudium Q26 explosive space modulator.

[Commendatori]

47. Dagwood Bumstead's wife and daughter, Blondie and ???

I can't remember the daughter's name. :)

Also, the recent college grad in "For Better or Worse," Elizabeth, looks like a fine choice ;)

[mac56]

48. Cookie Bumstead.

nm

[Commendatori]

58. That's the one

A hot mom and her daughter... :)

[jukes]

52. layla

futurama. what a pretty eye. +, she kix butt!

[soothsayer]

54. Aeon Flux

Grrrrrrr

[Dying Eagle]

56. Jessica Rabbit

of course

[Khephra]

57. Daria!...when she'd be legal, of course.

:evilgrin:

[Beer Snob-50]

59. Any member of Josie and the Pussycats

or Daphne from Scooby Doo!