Sex of any kind is a foreign thing

[HEyHEY]

to a certain percentage of us anyway. Hey DU "not getting any" people, gathering in amsterdam?

[Dookus]

1. oh good lord

if you can't get laid in Amsterdam, then just cut your dick off.

God, I adore that city. I lived in San Francisco for 4 years and had more sex in Amsterdam over the course of 45 days.

[HEyHEY]

2. I had a girld problem once.

My friend gave me the same advice...sufficed to say ,I still pee through my own skin...it's like SOOOO bedtiem

[Dookus]

3. if you're drunk...

call a cab, go to the airport, fly to Amsterdam. Get laid.

You'll have an amazing story to tell for the rest of your life.

I'm gayer than Lindsey Graham, but DAMN, the women, especially the prostitutes, in Amsterdam are hot.

The men are even hotter, and they don't charge.

[xchrom]

4. speaking of drunk flying stories{hi-jack}

a friend of mine went out with some buds -- got pissed and they put him on a plane to hawaii!
he passed out on the plane and woke up in honolulu -- he was late for work the next day.

[Dookus]

5. heheh...

everybody needs such a story.

The best I can come up with was waking up in Buffalo, NY after some serious partying with some friends. I was in Albany at the time, so it wasn't that big a deal....

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. If they put my ukulele under my seat

I wouldn't come home.

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. Oh sure!

The worst part of it, some of us DU "not getting any people" are attractive married women!

[tigereye]

8. I'd like to go to Amsterdam anyway

I want to visit the cafes and see the canals. MAybe you could organize a DU trip there, HEY HEY. CAn those of us who are getting some still go? :)