*IT*

[jukes]

last night i did *IT* w/ my SO.

this morning i was bored, so i did *IT* by myself....

[CrownPrinceBandar]

1. By *IT*, you mean playing Parchesi right?

but isn't it a little difficult to play Parchesi by yourself?

:P :+ :bounce: :wtf: :silly:

[jukes]

2. shopping, perhaps?

auto repair? cards? *PRAYER*?


certainly something wholesome, rated "G', general audiences.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

5. Yes. We must think of the children.............

*IT* can be very dangerous if not properly applied. Good lookin' out, Jukes. You're a fine American.

[Ivan Sputnik]

3. IT?

information technology?

[Deja Q]

4. Bake cookies?

:shrug:

I have nary a clue by what you mean!

[jukes]

6. seems like the "jox"

got caught sneaking into cheerleader camp a while back. instead of PMing the offender's & asking them to behave themselves, we suddenly all get to have "time-outs".



i cover my vestigial breasts in shame.....

[Mara Steele]

18. "vestigial breasts..."

Ha... pretty funny, first time I've heard that one... :-)

[Deja Q]

20. Jay Sherman said it in 1995's "The Critic"

:D

[jukes]

26. used it on the fundy mom

of a G/F (catholic, actually) that asked me why 'tonio had "ni**les". reminded her that i have vestigial "ni**les" also, think it caused her heart to flutter, as well as confusing her on the issue of creationism. she changed the subject rapidly. was VERY funny. :evilgrin:

[Mara Steele]

33. Oooh, how I look forward to seeing the fundies

on my mom's side this x-mas...

...With my new haircut & all, it should be amusing... :D

[jukes]

35. you're a debil

Mara Steele! :evilgrin:

[Mara Steele]

38. Oh, I get it...

Yeah, I'm a devil. ....No, I'm really just a nice girl... O8)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

7. You got a CIB by yourself

and with your SO?

Wow. How does one do that?

[jukes]

8. she be *BAD*!

but no CIB

wonder if females in iraq can be awarded the CIB? i don't think it only applies to the infantry, but is awarded to anyone that has engaged in a hostile firefight.

the army, like many organizations (even some among the left) are capricious; i almost died in Viet Nam, seriously, but they don't give purple hearts for malaria.


guess being vanquished by a mosquito isn't honorable.

EDIT: i'd be overjoyed to see females sporting CIBs on their uni's. how equalizing!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. I only know what it is

because hubby man has one. And his dad has one.

[jukes]

12. mine means a lot

to me. rite of passage, perhaps. very few people have any idea of it's significance.


i'm sure you're very proud of your SO & father.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

16. Yes I am

Hubby was in Desert Storm when he was with First Cav. Father in law got his in First Cav, too, Vietnam.

So that's kinda cool.

[jukes]

29. i was a horse soldier

"D" Co, 1/5th Cav, 1st Cavalry Div (Airmobile); '68>'69!

do you know you're f/in law's unit?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

30. It's my father in law

and no, unfortunately I don't. And he's worse than a freeper so we don't talk much. All I know is he went to Vietnam three times, once as a PFC in the 1st Cav, once as an NCO and the third time as an officer.

[jukes]

27. OH! gud 1!

you meant *IT*! got juked in my own thread!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

28. he he

I don't pull *IT* off often, but I did today.

HA!

(But all the stuff I said about the CIB was true, too...just wanted to see if you would catch the comment...)

[jukes]

9. shameless kick

from a shameless sort of guy:



let's keep *IT* alive! i bet we can "stay on top" for days!



:kick: censorship in it's narrow behind!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

11. WELL

then I will tell you I ATTEMPTED to get some it this afternoon, but the person was tired and not having any of IT.

Then the person woke up later and wanted IT and I was busy and not having any of IT so that person threatened to wake me up at 4 am tomorrow and try to get IT and I said go ahead and try see what happens.

[jukes]

13. Well some men are

a bit insensitive about *IT* sometimes, but then again, i've known a few "insensitive" women, too!

i'm sure *IT* is usually more convenient than *IT* was today!

[jukes]

14. *IT* is falling!

please work hard to save *IT*

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

17. Yes we can both be a bit

insensitive about IT from time to time and that's ok. We've certainly been together long enough for IT not to be a big deal. By IT I mean being occasionally insensitive about IT.

Offhand, sure why not? IT is always fun too.

[jukes]

32. yes, there's always time for *IT*

but no need to wear *IT* out, especially if you're close. always another opportunity for *IT*.

[Mara Steele]

15. Oh, *IT*!!!

Yeah, I've heard about that...

So they do *IT* down in Georgia, too? Even in the hot weather?

:hi:

[jukes]

25. Yes, Mara, we do *IT* in the gee aye

but *IT* gets steamy sometimes, because of the humidity!

[Mara Steele]

31. I imagine that *IT* would...

...At least here, you can take a nice dip in the Pacific afterwards!

:evilgrin:

[Aftershock]

19. How many kittens did you kill this morning?

[jukes]

22. i've hit alert

and the mods will surely censor (oops, i meant "censure") you for mounting a personal attack.



just kidding, A'shock, cause i'm an adult and can take a drubbing w/o whimpering!

[Aftershock]

24. Whew!

You had me worried there for a second!

Have you seen that pic that's been floating around here for some time that says "everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten?" or something like that? That's where I got that from.

I'm just kidding around. :hi:

[Mara Steele]

23. delete

[jukes]

34. TX, Mara

you're a sure prop, every goddam time. i knew he was playing along w/ baiting the cromwellian "roundheads", so no foul this time.


odd, i made a simpsonesque JOKE about drooling over dead christians, in a thread entitled "dead christians" in GD; mine was the only deleted post. go figger!

notice no puritans care if i get baited about killing/eating kittens though. (again, A'shock, spotted your gameplan, so we be cool!)

[Mara Steele]

37. No prob...

Felt a little stupid I didn't get the joke, though... :toast:

[Deja Q]

21. Are you referring to that South Park episode where Mr Garrison gets IT?

:evilgrin:

[jukes]

36. HT

don't grok southpark, shameful, but i seldom have time to watch *IT*.

always glad to hear that some1 else gets *IT*, though!

[jukes]

39. just refreshed

and i notice *IT*'s rising again!

thanks for the fluff (oops, i meant "prop") all!

[Mara Steele]

40. *IT* is rising...

*IT* must be pretty hot & creamy, huh? :evilgrin:

[jukes]

41. Mara

got to feed the doggies!

feel free to kick *IT*, if you like! (i know you feminazis are into that action YIKES, i used a personal pronoun, & that constitutes a breaking of the personal attack rule. guess i'll get "deleted".

[Mara Steele]

42. Man, I don't want to kick *IT* ...

LOL... Got to go get some groceries, goin' swimming & then to a party...

Great thread...

Peace... :toast:

[Moderator]

43. Locking

Sex thread.