Alderran on Red Alert

[Beware the Beast Man]

The Alderranian minister of homeland security Monday issued a statement claiming that there was credible evidence that the Empire plan to attack using a state-of-the-art new space station.

[truthspeaker]

1. Nonsense. That's too big to be a space station

[Gothic Sponge]

4. I agree! It must be a small moon.

;)

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. This just in: Dantooine on high alert

After a credible source claimed a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out, and were suddenly silenced. More to come...

[southpaw]

5. Dantooine is too remote for an effective demonstration...

But don't worry, we'll deal with your rebel friends later.

[Aristus]

3. Newsflash: Grand Moff Tarkin, governor of the Outer Rim

Territories has promised not to attack Alderaan if Leia Organa, Imperial Senator and Crown Princess of Alderaan, agrees to reveal the location of the secret rebel base. Princess Leia is currently being held at an undisclosed Imperial space station.

An unnamed Imperial source, however, claims to have overheard Tarkin exclaiming: "Fuck Alderaan!!! We're taking them out!"

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. On a related topic:

The Clone Wars: LIHOP or MIHOP?
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[mrboba1]

7. Are you serious?!

Is there even a question? It was most definitely MIHOP, and anyone who says otherwise is just ignoring the facts!!!

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