I'm sorry but Cadbury fucking chocolate is the fucking best!!!!!

[LiberalVoice]

Ok, I'm stoned right now and while looking through the Fridge I found a half eaten Cadbury Chocolate and Almond Bar. De-muthafuckin-lish!

Anyone who disputes my claim will get poked in the eye!!!

[TrogL]

1. Poke away

American chocolate tastes like shit.

Yes I'm drunk.

No, I don't want to go there.

The only edible chocolate is Swiss.

[LiberalVoice]

4. Eye Poked!

<>

[scarlet_owl]

15. I thought Cadbury was English.

They were chocolatiers to Queen Victoria. Perhaps it's made here now though.

[T_i_B]

51. It IS English

Click on the link for some very interesting history

http://www.cadburylearningzone.co.uk/history/

[Demonaut]

17. English Cadburys is the best, SA is ok and Canadian is pretty good

American Cadburys sucks

[LiberalVoice]

32. No. What sucks...

is my finger jabbing into your eye! <>

[BigMcLargehuge]

19. Cadbury isn't American chocolate, it's British

[Demonaut]

52. Herschey licenses the name, crap though

[TrueAmerican]

2. My dog thinks so

She ate the big milk chocolate bar I had laying on my nightstand today.

[LiberalVoice]

7. No Eye-Poke for you!

Lucky. But next time beware of the.........................EYE-POKE!!!

<>

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. and your dog is still alive?

chocolate can kill dogs

[7th_Sephiroth]

3. chew some marukawa

fUsen gum, the raspberries taste like raspberries, the oranges taste like oranges, the snozzberries taste like snozzberries

[LiberalVoice]

5. Ooooooh, you are so Eye-Poked!

<>

[7th_Sephiroth]

11. HAH!!!

Goggles of steel beats your eye-pokery

[LiberalVoice]

33. But can your googles of steel protect you from...

<> this? Damn you lose again!

[7th_Sephiroth]

34. oh hell no, now i gotta go

NEO ON YOUR ASS

[LiberalVoice]

35. Ok, you bought yourself a ticket out of the eye-poking!

<> Until next time my padiwon learner!

[7th_Sephiroth]

36. damn straight

no one can beat going neo

[yellowcanine]

6. Who is Cadbury and why is he fucking chocolate? Chocolate is for

eating.

[LiberalVoice]

10. Whatever!

<>

[DieboldMustDie]

13. I thought fucking chocolate...

was a reference to chocolate flavored sex toys. :shrug:

[WMliberal]

8. roald dahl agrees

a lot of his books are based upon his school days near their factory

[Elidor]

12. Philistine.

Belgian chocolates, left in the sun for 3 months, will ooze better smegma than your parrafin-saturated fake chocolates fresh out of the wrapper. Cadbury isn't fit for use as a suppository, though I'd encourage you to use it as such.

:evilgrin:

[LiberalVoice]

27. How about instead of a suppository...

I just poke you in your god damn eye! <>

[Flaxbee]

14. don't like chocolate... not in candy bar form, anyway

melted over ice cream, or strawberries-dipped-in, or chocolate bread pudding. But plain chocolate? Blech!

;-)

[LiberalVoice]

28. Blech?!?!

Thats not what it sounds like when you get your eye poked! <> See?...

[ForrestGump]

16. Cadbury's is excellent

Hershey's is icky.

[frylock]

18. ghiradellis

[nickgutierrez]

20. I dispute that claim, fucker!!!

Bring the eye poking, I'm ready!!!

[Mara Steele]

21. You guys...

...are freakin' nuts.

lol. :shrug:

[nickgutierrez]

24. You're just saying that.

You know you want your eye poked, too. ;)

[LiberalVoice]

30. Almonds...to be precise!

<> But you can't see them with your eye poked!

[LiberalVoice]

26. Oh, I caught you when you thought I was asleep!

<>

[LiberalVoice]

29. Ok ready? 1....2....3

...4! <> Oh snap! You didn't know I was gonna count to four! Biatch!!!!!!!!!

[nickgutierrez]

41. Ok, this one...

made me laugh. :D

[HuckleB]

22. YES! YES!! YES!!! YES!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!

Cadbury is the everything.

[onebigbadwulf]

23. NZ/Aussie cadbury tastes nothing like US cadbury

It's weird

[ForrestGump]

25. NZ/Aus Cadbury's is vastly better AND comes in way more flavors, even

more than I've seen in the UK. Transient flavors, too...some really interesting, yummilicious, flavors. Mmmmmmmmmmm....

They've perfected Bourneville's best Down Under.

[LiberalVoice]

31. I don't hate you because you're beautiful!

But you look funny with your eye poked! <>

[ForrestGump]

43. Ow!

Stop that!

[nemo137]

55. plus they have those insane flavors

like black forest, which is cadbury chocolate with red jellybeans and cake crumbs! mmm-m.

[Fridays Child]

37. You're a bit confused. This is fucking chocolate...

White, Milk, and Dark

[ForrestGump]

45. Ha! See, I KNEW that the whole race-size thing was just stereotyping

Look about the same to me.

Not that I spent long staring at them.

Not-that-there's-anything-wrong-with-that... :D

[DemBones DemBones]

38. Godiva's better. Sorry, but it's true.

And I'm out of here before you can poke my eyes out!

:hi:

[LiberalVoice]

40. There is no escaping...

Bam! <>

[VolcanoJen]

39. Cadbury is the fuckin' WHIP!!!

Have you ever tried those little candy-coated milk chocolate Cadbury eggs that show up around Easter? I could happily skip dinner and eat a whole bag of 'em instead.

Keep on rockin' with chocolatey goodness, LiberalVoice!

[CandyCrim21]

42. So what your saying is..........

that cadbury is the best.............LOL. Alrighty then!;)

[LiberalVoice]

44. Nooooooo.....what I'm saying is...

Eye-Poke! <>

[Kellanved]

46. dream on

Cadbury is an inferior product; not even considered chocolate in much of the civilized world.
They use fats other than cacao butter to make it, so please call it by it's real name: cacao flavored chunks of sweetened vegetable fat.
:evilgrin: <- eyes firmly closed

[LiberalVoice]

47. I doubt having your eyes closed could prepare you for...

..THE SHIT HITTING THE FAN!!! <>

[Kellanved]

49. errr...

...was that cadbury candy?


Just look at the ingredients: if it says "hydrogenated vegetable oil" on it it is an inferior product.
For real chocolate try Lindt, Godiva, Leysieffer or Valrhona. Basically any Belgian, French or German chocolate is better than Cadbury.

x( <- lesson learned

[SideshowScott]

48. Cadbury flakes is the best candy on the planet....

AND THEY DONT SELL THEM IN THE US!!! ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
* Huff* * Huff* *Huff*
wimper! I want my cadbury flakes im thinking about moving to england just to have some

[LiberalVoice]

54. I'm on board!

We could split the rent!

[RebelOne]

50. You must really like the "F" word since you use it so much.

[LiberalVoice]

53. It's the most versatile word in the English language! eom

[jmowreader]

56. How true

Fuck is the only word in English that can take on any form of speech.