Who would win in a farting contest: matcom or whoisalhedges?

[Magrittes Pipe]

Poll question: Who would win in a farting contest: matcom or whoisalhedges?

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. Just FYI:

Before competing, I will eat a four-egg White Castle and bean omelet, which I will wash down with 2 liters of beer.

[matcom]

2. guess who i voted for

:D

since it has already been proven that i beat the SHIT outta you!

[sui generis]

3. anybody psych mojos out there?

I'll settle for a national geographic special.

Isn't this bizarre public courtship ritual between whoisalhedges and matcom rather, uh, interesting? Now the two lovebirds are having a farting contest. What next? And what will happen when they finally ovulate and one of them must sit on the eggs while the other one runs off and farts with strangers?

I could be wrong but I think whoisalhedges is actually marsupial and will carry his young in a pouch until they are fully mature so that matcom won't eat them.

New poll: who is the more maternal of the two?

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Pull my finger.

[LynneSin]

5. Will you be making the gaming winning shit

[Mara Steele]

6. Yeah, that will be the the real determination

of who is the winner!! :puke:

:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Oh, I'll make the game-winning shit...

...all OVER his ass.

[Bat Boy]

8. Would there be anyone left to judge?

Seems a bit dangerous to me.

[GOPisEvil]

9. That depends on the menu.

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. *ahem*

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1493607&mesg_id=1493619&page=

[GOPisEvil]

16. That'll teach me to read.

Uhhh..unless matcom eats his body weight in Boston baked beans, I say you've got him beat.

[SmileyBoy]

10. "Oh God, please let it be farting. Please let it be a fart contest."

-Peter Griffin

[SarahB]

11. Who just sat on a duck?

:D

[eyesroll]

13. What constitutes "winning?"

If all of your judges are unconscious or dead, did you win?

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. I will give you a "Dutch oven!"

:D

[eyesroll]

17. Is that like a toaster for people with gaseous SOs?

Just asking...

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Who wants a fart in the mouth?

:bounce:

[eyesroll]

19. I don't think I'm going to judge this contest...

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. Yeah, you're biased.

x(

[CO Liberal]

14. Rush Limbaugh - He Farts Out Of His Mouth

:-)

[underpants]

21. I thought they both WERE farting contests

:shrug:

[matcom]

22. I had buffalo wings for lunch

your in a HEAP o' trouble!

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. I had chili nachos for lunch...

...and a State Fair cream puff for breakfast.

BRING IT TO DADDY, BOY!!!!!