What Should My "Pet Name" For whoisalhedges Be?

[matcom]

Poll question: What Should My "Pet Name" For whoisalhedges Be?

I want to adorn him with a suitable "Pet Name". I just don't know which one to choose!

Can you help me?

[JohnKleeb]

1. Matcom's bitch

but plain ole bitch would have been great as well.

[WilliamPitt]

2. Douche?

[matcom]

3. that works too

:)

[ldf]

11. i'm confused!

i thought mr. hedges was screaming lord byron's bitch.

so that would make you the trailer trash that is trying to come between them, wouldn't it?

just trying figure things out, here......

:-)

[matcom]

4. kick

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Woogums

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. FUCK Y'ALL!!!!!

:grr:

[matcom]

7. Don't ge mad Snookums....

i want you to wear that nice "frilly thang" for me!! :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Fuck yourself in the throat!!!

Let's see if it gets deleted when I say it to you. :P

[matcom]

10. i TOLD YOU!!

your ass is NOT THAT FAT!!!

PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tigereye]

13. see everyone wants a piece

of pie. LOL. I was channeling MJ there for a minute. Sorry, but you shouldn't spread yourself so thin. I mean, one wedding, and then this.
;)

[LynneSin]

8. Whoever voted Snokums obviously voted at the first item they found

before scrolling down and see what other response were available

[-..__...]

12. Impartial observer here.

But, what brought this feud on? Apparently I missed something.