CAPTION someone who wasn't on Kerry's boat either

[underpants]

[Spiffarino]

1. "Listen, I'm not going to stand here...

...and say bad stuff about my opponent's war service. See, I have people all over Texas who can do that for me."

On edit: Removed the world "denigrate"...Shrub wouldn't know what it means.

[Mara Steele]

2. Hmm... how about just "FUCK FACE" ??

I REALLY like to say that.

[mrboba1]

3. See that sign above me?

My soul is moving to HELL!!

[Maddy McCall]

4. "Soul Moving' - Cheap rates! Our trucks have air cushioning!"

Stupid, I know. :-)

[Mara Steele]

5. "Huh, I think I feel my SOUL MOVING.. oh wait...

DAMN IT!! ...That was my bowels... "

[Spiffarino]

8. "See...I felt that bubblin' in my belly...

...and listen, I knew it was the mudbutt. See?"

[BJ]

6. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful,...

..., and so are we. They never
stop thinking about new ways to harm our
country and our people, and neither do we."

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

7. I was on a Boat.

It was pretty swift, too. A Ranger Bass Boat. We caught lots of fishies, too. That makes me a Swift Boat Vet, and John Kerry is ugly and his mother dresses him funny.

I am George Bush, and someone made me approve of this message. Now, can I have my pill? I am feeling a bit edgy.

[cosmicdot]

9. W is saying: welcome to my heart and soul searching tour ...

... Karl Rove and Karen Huge said I need to look for 'em out here in the white, er, uh, um, I mean, red states ... yes, I'm still looking them ... honest ... cross my skull and bones and hope to die ... hey, if there are any scruples in the house, I'll take a few of those, too ... Condi said it helps to have some of them even if she didn't ...