Man Accidentally Shoot Himself - In His ASS

[matcom]

thank you to Cub Reporter UNDERPANTS for this link! :D

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BRISTOW, Okla. - Drew Patterson wanted to protect himself after hearing reports of an fugitive in this northeastern Oklahoma community. He didn't think he would be nursing a sore rear end.

Patterson's .22-caliber pistol, hooked into the waistband of his denim shorts with the hammer pulled back, apparently fired, hitting Patterson in the left buttock Wednesday afternoon.

Patterson, 27, said he suffered "one of my most embarrassing moments" when his gun fired.

"At first, I didn't feel anything at all," said Patterson, who talked readily about the incident Thursday at his parents' Bristow home.

"Then about 30 seconds later, I felt that burning, stinging," he said.

He felt something warm trickling down his left leg and found an exit wound.

Patterson said he walked into his parents' home and said, "Mom, I did something bad."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040806/ap_on_fe_st/shot_in_rear&e=1

[jukes]

1. must hyave been trained

by bo gritz!

:evilgrin:

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. Guns don't kill people... people shoot their asses off with guns

someone put this on a bumpersticker for the NRA!

[Maddy McCall]

7. LOL!

Funny. :-)

[BJ]

3. We need guns to protect ourselves from all these nuts with guns.

Obviously this "badass" hasn't been through an NRA gun safety course.

Whot a maroon.

[tandot]

4. Saw that report on our local tv station this morning

Should we nominate him for the Darwin Awards? But since he is still alive, he'll only get honorable mention...(I think)

[no_hypocrisy]

5. What an asshole - literally . . . .

[madmax]

6. Gives a whole new meaning to 'asshole'.

:evilgrin: :bounce:

[johnnie]

8. Oklahoma.......hmmm?

Anyway....

"Mom, I did something bad." ..heh, that's funny. 27 year old shoots his ass, then goes home to mom. And this is only ONE of the most embarrASSing moments he says.

[madinmaryland]

9. Apparently,

He ripped himself a new asshole!
:evilgrin:

[truthspeaker]

10. OK, dumbass, if you can afford a pistol you can afford a holster

Must have been watching too many gangster movies.

[underpants]

11. 27 year old says-"Mom, I did something bad."

:eyes:

Gee thanks Mr.Matcom a couple more years and I can get by own by-line oh boy won't that be swell (the young cub reporter's dreams were later crushed as he was fired just before becoming eligible for health and dental benefits).

[matcom]

12. your well on your way

now, get me more coffee :bounce:

[Kid_A]

13. "Guys, this kid has cancer! In his ASS!"

If you get that reference, then I salute you!

And now for the cheap shot:

WHAT AN ASSHOLE!

[snippy]

14. Probably a republican playing Russian roulette.