Pet saying rant --- "Half of one, six dozen of the other!"

[NewHampshireDem]

Came out like that once ... I liked it so much, I thought I'd keep it! Now you too can use it! Enjoy! :)

[Blue-Jay]

1. "Far and few between"

Gah!

[trof]

2. My sainted mother-in-law was Mrs. Malaprop.

Not sure if her being Cajun had anything to do with it or not.
If she thought a guy was kinda shifty, she'd say "I think he's got something up his arm."

Everything was IN the TV. Not ON, IN. See, it was all IN the little box. And if it was IN the TV it was positively, absolutely TRUE.
"How do you know that, mom?"
"I seen it in the TV."

On the other hand, things on the radio were still ON it.
I dunno.
:shrug:

[Gildor Inglorion]

3. I have always said, "Mighty pines from little acorns grow"

I know it's not true, but it just SOUNDS better than "oaks."B-)

[Alleycat]

4. Scout Girls

My very Slovak Grandmother accent and all used to say that "the little Scout Girls were selling cookies"!!

[frylock]

5. a walk in the cake..

propers going out to Dikembe Mutombo for cross breeding a walk in the park with a cakewalk. I use it all the time now!

[Warren DeMontague]

6. ...that someone left out in the rain?

Oooh Noooo!

[amerikat]

7. one swell foop (nt)