Which TV Commercials Make You Want To Gouge Your Eyes Out

[SemiCharmedQuark]

For me, it's cell phone commercials...ALL of them.

[freetobegay]

1. The new Sprint commercial!

[NMDemDist2]

17. the "business today is beautiful" one? OMFG I hate that one! n/t

[freetobegay]

18. Thats the one!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. The drug commercials make me ill!

Their message seems to be that whatever is wrong with you, a little pill will solve it....wasn't this the attitude that gave rise to the illegal drug culture of the 60s?

[Union Thug]

4. Right, unless...

...it's a drug that is easy for anyone to grow and use without a corporate middle man.. like pot for example. Then it's, oh geez.. gateway drug, evil evil evil...

[Union Thug]

3. The old Twix Commercial...

...whose catch phrase was, "Two for me, none for you..."

Gawd I hated that.. it was soo... sooo...soooo REPUBLICAN

[Fenris]

5. Enzyte

The pill for insecure small-cocked men!

I FUCKING HATE those commercials. Especially that whistling "music"!x(

[SmileyBoy]

16. AMEN!!!

I was just about to mention that exact same thing.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

28. Enzyte

[wildeyed]

6. tivo

I just fast forward through them :)

[Khephra]

7. Diateck (Sp?)

If I hear "lost another loan...", I think I'll scream.

[tedoll78]

34. You know what I want?

I want to see Ned the Loan Officer say "Lost another loan to DiTech!" - just before he steps off of the footstool and into the noose. THAT'd be a great way to end the DiTech series of commercials!

[fudge stripe cookays]

8. "I'm Dr. Greg Cynamoan, and no offense to casual dieters, but..."

FUCK OFF GREG!!

These commercials are on every 5 minutes!! :mad:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. THANK you!

He's gotta be the most annoying little prick I've seen on TV in the last 20 years.

:toast:

[JitterbugPerfume]

10. all of the above

especially that stupid Enzyte-- anybody who would have sex with that guy needs a lobotomy

[daa]

11. Anything with $hrub eom

[SmileyBoy]

12. McDonald's commercials.

Every single one.

I like that little pic in HypnoToad's sig line. "i'm hatin it".

[Ladyhawk]

13. That Matthew Lesko guy in the yellow and black question mark suit.

I have to mute the TV every time it comes on. The thing is, I'd like to know about some of the governmental programs, but I hate the commercial so much, I can't bear to give that guy money.

[SmileyBoy]

14. Did you ever see the Andy Dick parody on that???

"If you follow my programs, you'll go to JAIL!! Jail time FREE!!! Anal sex FREE!!!!"

[no_hypocrisy]

15. Pharmaceutical commercials. "Go ask your doctor . . . . "

four-hour erections
dying of cancer but full of energy
coping with no medical insurance but Zoloft will help with depression

[CBHagman]

19. Club for Growth ads

Remember the obnoxious senior citizens in the anti-Dean ad? I know they were just actors, but I wanted to kick out the TV screen every time I saw them. Really, I think the Club for Growth is demonic.

[Deja Q]

20. ALL OF THEM!

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I hate commercials!

They prefer to show body parts instead of products.

They lack specifics.

Only glitz and false promises of living better with them.

Cheney 'em. Without lube.

[graywarrior]

21. The pill that lets you have only 4 menstrual periods a year

WTF?

[Deja Q]

22. I don't have any of them, ever. Why do I want to have 4 of them?

I'm a guy.

I take zoloft.

My sex drive is nullified by it, so when my people anxiety clears up, there's no bloody point in chatting people up because I could care less about getting into a relationship with them... Odd thing, these drugs... :shrug:

Hmmm, maybe it would help? :-)

[sbj405]

23. The Citibank "Thank you" ones

I don't watch a lot of TV, but this one seems to be on a lot. And it sucks.

[doc03]

24. ing

[niyad]

25. don't watch any of them

[Padraig18]

26. Anything from Bank of America

They should change their name to 'Bank from Hell'. They wouldn't know what the phrase 'customer service' meant, if it bit them in the arse.

:grr:

[Zorro]

27. Here in California there are new obnoxious Carl's Jr. commercials

They feature either a man or a woman stuffing fistfuls of straws in their mouths, and one with a woman stuffing her fist in her mouth.

All to advertise their newest big hamburger.

They make me want to retch, which I wouldn't think is the reaction they're looking for from these commercials.l

[texas1928]

29. That new Toyota commercial

Where they redo the girl's car. They have run that commercial in the ground the last few days.

[TroubleMan]

30. Walmart commercials

They always show that smiling face "slashing prices." I always envision him slashing pay, slashing benefits, slashing opportunities for community businesses, ect.

[lpbk2713]

31. "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now."

Please lady. Just leave.

[Elidor]

32. It's interesting to be away from tv for 6 months

On those rare occasions when I see a tv on, commercials seem invariably disgusting and seductive. I never fully appreciated all the garbage that I was letting into my head. On the other hand, I really, really miss the Daily Show, and the web videos won't play on my pooter.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

33. I don't watch them!

YAY me!

They ALL make me want to gouge my eyes out, and since I like my eyes, I don't watch commercials.

[tedoll78]

35. "Can you hear me now? Good!"

Someone needs to shoot a gun right next to his ear so that he goes deaf and cannot hear anymore..

[Sabriel]

36. Any MasterCard one that shows people spending like SOBs

They make me grind my teeth, and I can't imagine what low-income people think about them.

[bookfreak]

37. The Geico commercials

Not the funny ones with the Gecko, but those stupid ones where they have some disaster scenario or some tragedy going on then somebody says "but there's good news, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico". Yeah, an entire village has been wiped out by a volcano and I give a $hit about you saving 15% on your car insurance :mad:

[WindRavenX]

38. Enzyte

Godammit I HATE THAT AD. Comedy Central shows it nearly EVERY single ad break!

[SoCalDem]

39. ALL of them... I just LOVE my PVR.. I zip throuth them

and never have to watch them... My trusty PVR records everything and then I watch at my leisure.. I can zip through a movie at warp speed..and a 30 minute show only takes me 14 minutes or so.,.:)

I must admit, ocasionally a twisted , evil one catches my eye and strikes me funny, but the ones that are head-on "buy this crap" turn me OFF...

[terrya]

40. The "Six Flags" ads. That bald headed guy in the glasses..creeps me out.