Great Bush Joke...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

President Bush is out for his jog with the secret service along. He comes upon a little boy sitting on the sidewalk with a box.

President Bush stops and says to the little boy, "Hi there. What do you have in the box?"

The little boy says, "Oh, they're newborn kittens."

So George says, "Well that's nice. Do you mind if the President takes a look?"

The little boy says, "No. Go ahead."

The President looks into the box and asks, "What type of kittens are they?"

The little boy says, "They're Republicans."

The president says, "Well that's wonderful!"

A few days later Dick Cheney is riding in his limo. The president had told him about the little boy he met and Dick happens to see a little boy sitting on the sidewalk with a box. So Dick tells his driver to pull over.

Mr. Cheney gets out of the limo and says to the little boy, "Hi there. What do you have in the box?"

The little boy says, "They're newborn kittens."

Cheney says, "Well that's great. Can the Vice President see them?"

The little boy replies, "Sure. Go ahead."

As Mr. Cheney is looking in the box the boy says, "They're Democrats, you know."

The Vice President looks puzzled and says to the boy, "Well, aren't you the same little boy that the President saw a few days ago and you told him these kittens were Republicans?"

The little boy answered, "Yes, but now their eyes are open."

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Punchline: since they were Democrats, Cheney swallowed them all whole

followed by the kid.

[MuseRider]

2. That is a good one!

Thanks.

[B Calm]

3. Yes it is a good one, but I have heard this same old joke back

when Nixon was president.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. They do seem to recycle themselves...

For a new audience.

[Book Lover]

5. The more things change...

the more they stay the same. Since I was born in '68, I never heard it for Nixon (at least not in my active memory!)