What is the function of the male nipple?

[name not needed]

It doesn't do anything. It's just sitting there. Is it decorative or does it have some unknown function?

[Mara Steele]

1. Sexual stimulation

...Or so Dan Savage has informed me. :D

[ronnykmarshall]

28. I'll second that!

[pagerbear]

2. Nothin' but pleasure, dude!

[JohnKleeb]

3. its not nearly as good as the female boobies thats for sure

[pagerbear]

5. Chacun a son gout!

[JohnKleeb]

9. male tits or female boobies

I want the latter.

seus boobies são encantadores, como era seu cabelo, seu sorriso iluminado acima da noite, ela os olhos olharam fixamente mim para baixo como um stalker mas era um stalker benevolent.

[RetroLounge]

4. Why? What do you have in mind?

:)

RL

[HawkerHurricane]

6. Scientific explanation: No Fun Here

Since all mammals start development as females, we males have undeveloped organs that show that. The nipple is just the most visible of them.

[realisticphish]

14. so...

in fact, females are just the boring, everyday gender. whereas we MALES, are unique and special, and thus deserving of veneration:P




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[HawkerHurricane]

22. You said it, not I.

I hope you have asbestos underwear.

[realisticphish]

26. well no one usually replies

to any of my posts, whether they're well thought, or humorous. maybe im just desperate for human contact...


burn baby, burn...


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[brainshrub]

7. Visualize the make nipple as the empty slot on your car dashboard.

If you WANTED the new CD player, you could install one if you wanted to b/c at the factory they made allowances for extra equipment.

Biologically speaking, "female" is the default setting for humans. If you turn out to be a male, the slots for the extra equipment are still there. (Hence male nipples.)

This thread is now open to snarky comments.

[Fleshdancer]

8. if life were fair, they would lactate

but nooo, us women folk have to do that too! :(

[pagerbear]

11. Some men do

See here.

[Fleshdancer]

12. it's settled then. If I pop out another baby, I'll make my husband do it!

sounds fair to me. I'm not sure how I'm going to convince him to do that. any suggestions?

[name not needed]

13. He will shoot milk at you

I know I'd shoot milk at people if I could.

[Fleshdancer]

17. what is it with you guys and target practice??

I think you're right. He would shoot milk at me. And then laugh. Sounds about right.

[Longhorn79]

27. Our minds can do a whole heck of a lot more than people realize

That lactation is one example. Psychic healing is too often scoffed at, which is another example.

[politicat]

10. Spandrel. A leftover from your days as a female embyro.

You do realize that with proper prolactin injections and tablets, that you too can lactate and feed your newborn child?

Might wanna consider it if and when....

Pcat

[DS1]

15. annoy you

[Skittles]

16. ooh, I have a lot of fun with them

yes INDEED!!! :thumbsup:

[exJW]

18. My new sweetheart thinks they are delicious

But the smile on my face as she's sucking on them is more quizzical than ecstatic. It's a turn on, sure, but not physiologically in my case. This does not seem to be the case when the roles are reversed, for which I am thankful.

I think I need to watch Olympic Womens Vollyball now.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

19. To nibble on?

To pinch?

[Placebo]

20. To be pierced, sucked, twisted, pinched, play with...

and otherwise molested by me :)

and they're also fun to look at hehe

[MisterP]

21. none; men have them because women do

Stephen J. Gould clarifies evolutionary theory very well (funny, the "J." stands for--Jay; just like Homer J(ay) Simpson)

[Padraig18]

23. It's like a joy buzzer for your penis.

Well, mine are, any way...

:evilgrin:

[ronnykmarshall]

29. Mine too.

Without getting this thread locked, mine show the mileage of use.

[Speck Tater]

24. To make a sex change operation easier.

That's one less thing for the surgeons to have to fuss with.

[Tsiyu]

25. Everyone knows

they are something big brothers latch on to and twist.
It makes little brothers scream at a really high pitch.


And on men, well. A lactating man seems like a fab idea to me...

[kodi]

30. its purpose? to be pinched if one even asks such a question

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