(Originally posted March 2002)
"I Infiltrated a Freeper Meeting Today"
First I ran into door security
The local chapter turned out to be a great bunch of guys.. really!
But the first order of business was swearing in and pledging allegiance

Then we decided to make it safer for new people to find the next meetings
There were lots of organized games and contests

The food was outstanding!
We raffled off a whole new house! Thanks to our great economy of course!

Jim Robinson took time out of his busy schedule to drop in and say a few words via video-conference
We discussed some ideas for new smart weapons in the war against terra

A few of the higher ups showed me some exciting new defense programs!
Finally, I got to snap a picture of the master plan!
So all in all, I learned that Freepers are really down to earth people
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Hope ya don't mind DS1 but this is a classic comedy gold and I thought newer DUer's would enjoy it. As well as some of us oldies too :-)