Decision 2004 - Kang or Kodos?

[elperromagico]

Poll question: Decision 2004 - Kang or Kodos?

[Placebo]

1. Kang...because it rhymes with 'Fang'...

yea, i am that simple...

:bounce:

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2. Don't blame me; I voted for Kodos.

But fine - if you want to support an imperialistic alien regime -that's your funeral, buddy.

[Placebo]

3. Pssh, I'll kiss enough alien ass to get some cushy appointment...

i tell ya what.

better to rule in kang than to serve in kodos! :grr:

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10. I'd only vote for Kang if he picked Gary Coleman as his running mate.

I could support Kang/Coleman. Has a nice ring to it, methinks.

[JohnKleeb]

5. thats why I support Kodos

I also urge everyone to support Cartman for South Park Class President, yes I gave up on Wendy :P.

[JohnKleeb]

4. Kodos

Because Kodos was pretending to be Clinton and Kang was pretending to be Bob Dole.

[elperromagico]

6. A very nuanced argument. n/t

[JohnKleeb]

9. Would you rather have Bob Dole

who goes mad because you took away his peanut butter or Bill Clinton a guy who doesnt need the viagra to enjoy sex?

[elperromagico]

11. "WHO ATE BOB DOLE'S PEANUT BUTTER?!?"

:grr:

[JohnKleeb]

13. The Real World heh

I have to admit though I have a slight amount of respect for Dole, at least hes not afraid to serve his country.

[elperromagico]

17. But he married Elizabeth Dole,

the poster child for passive-aggressiveness. For Christ's sake, even she refers to Bob as "Bob Dole." She did it during her 1996 convention speech: "Bob Dole, if you're watching..."

(aside) I'll bet she even calls him that in bed.

[JohnKleeb]

19. Fuck me Bob Dole, Fuck me!

Yeah I know, its muy creepy that she calls him that. I thought the poster child for passive aggressiveness was a lump in the bed named Laura.

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21. Nah. Laura's the poster child for Xanax. n/t

[JohnKleeb]

22. right, and Lynne Cheney is the one for lesbian novels

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25. Now, one of the conservative memes is that gay parents raise gay kids.

What's Dick and Lynne Cheney's excuse? ;)

[Placebo]

29. Well Lynne is a LESBIANA EROTICA AUTHOR...

as I am sure you know. :)

[JohnKleeb]

31. I wouldnt call it erotica

the excerpts sounded more soft core.

[Placebo]

32. We Report. You Decide.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0451112040/qid=1092646475/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-8956829-0991130?v=glance&s=books

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

34. theres a reason why its out of print

:P this kind of stuff would never make Penthouse fourm.

[JohnKleeb]

30. Easy Dick Cheney is really Regina Cheney

[Placebo]

24. You can say that again...

:scared: EEP. :scared:

[slutticus]

7. Good Point!!!

Kodos it is!!!

[JohnKleeb]

8. thanks sounded right to me

[Placebo]

12. KANG! KANG! KANG! KANG! KANG! KANG! KANG! KANG! KANG!...

don't buy into that pansy poet sissy kodos propaganda!

KANG stands for FREEDOM
KANG stands for LIBERTY
KANG stands for PEACE
KANG stands for PROSPERITY
KANG stands for KINDNESS
KANG stands for EXCELLENCE
KANG stands up for YOU!!!!!

KANG! KANG! KANG! KANG! KANG!

[JohnKleeb]

14. We saw what happened with Kang as president in Treehouse of horror

He's a bloody tyrant. Vote Kodos for peace, prosperity, and a ruler who actually doesnt need help to enjoy sex.

[elperromagico]

15. More desperation from the Kang '04 campaign!

Kodos has a plan for the future. He has the momentum!

KODOS '04: A LEADER, FOR A CHANGE

[JohnKleeb]

16. Kodos Agnew, hes the one for you

;)

[Placebo]

18. KANG: 'Steady Leadership, In Times of Change'...

maybe if kodos could actually MAKE UP HIS MIND one of these days and wasn't changing his story from day to day we could get some serious debating done!

ya know, kang doesn't listen to polls, the public KNOWS where kang stands, there is no debating about where or what he stands for

if you want a wobbly flip-flopping poll-driven un-american leader, KODOS IS YOUR MAN!

KANG: 'Moving America Forward'

[JohnKleeb]

20. Kang is an imperialist case closed I really need sleep hah

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23. Look, pal. Candidate Kodos has the support of 88%

of those crazy enough to be awake this time of day. I don't know what you call that, but I call that a mandate.

KODOS '04: A LEADER, FOR A CHANGE

[Placebo]

26. Ya know what I call it?

A sign of desperation! The kang supporters know all too well that their day will be upon us soon, the momentum is on their side, the voters are alligned with them on values, and on substance.

We need not be up this late peddling rumours and paranoia in the wee hours of the morning, like SOME PEOPLE. *whistles and looks in opposite direction*

[JohnKleeb]

28. youre down by 78%

[elperromagico]

33. Is it not a fact that Candidate Kang dodged

the Intergalatic Basketball Draft of 1968? Is it not a fact, sir, that Candidate Kang voted five times against the Death Ray so vital to the protection of the Andromeda Galaxy? Is it not also a fact that Candidate Kang molests border collies?

It is with deep regret that I bring up these facts. But, as you have chosen to make integrity an issue in this campaign, I have been left with no other choice.

KODOS '04: IN YOUR HEART, YOU KNOW HE'S RIGHT

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35. ...TRAITOR!

TERRORIST!

[JohnKleeb]

36. I support some of the Irish Republican Army's goals thank you

:P mmmmmmmmm a united Ireland.

[Placebo]

37. Pssh, keep dreamin' pal...

we can't have someone with their head in the clouds like that be allowed to decide the leader of the free world!

[JohnKleeb]

39. its at least a rational dream

god bless the Irish nation :).

[Placebo]

40. Would you like a potato with that dream?

:bounce:

[JohnKleeb]

42. aye that and a Guiness with corned beef

Potatoes are from south american btw laddy.

[Placebo]

43. pssh, everyone knows they are ALL the irish have to eat...

a diet of potatoes, ale, and hate.

[JohnKleeb]

45. hate? yeah thats why we vote mostly democratic pal

Really if it wasnt for Irish Catholics, Massachuetts would still be a republican WASP stronghold, you want that? :D
Can you really blame us when we had the british occupy our nation for so long? :shrug: lousy tea drinking thugs.

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38. I hold in my hand a list of 57 Communists living inside The Nation's hair!

Why do you harbor Communists on your skull, sir?

KODOS IS THE ONE!!!

[Placebo]

41. TYYYPICAL kodos-wing smear campaign...

ya got nothin' on kang, AND EVEN IF YA DIIIIIIIIIIIIID, who'd believe you?

you're a liar...

and a CHEAT...

AND A HORNDOG!

[elperromagico]

44. Just you wait. Rev. Falwell's going to release "The Kang Chronicles,"

and your poll numbers will drop into single digits!

We will CRUSH YOU, DO YOU HEAR? CRUSH YOU!

KODOS '04: PROSPERITY IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER

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46. Ya know allllllll you kodos people do is come at us with negative attacks.

negative, personal attacks that bring nothing to the debate.

i tell you this, the people deserve and OPEN debate, the people deserve to hear ALL SIDES, and the people deserve to have a REAL DEBATE ABOUT THE ISSUES.

will you join me in welcoming NADER into the debates so we can encourage some REAL diversity in political discourse? or are you more concerned with what it might do to your standing in the POLLS than in being true to your 'supposed' allegiance to democratic ideals!?!?

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48. There are enough Green mutants in this race. n/t

[JohnKleeb]

51. Ralph Nader being the other

:D night night

[Placebo]

52. I wonder...

does kodos...take the green mutant vote for granted?

does kodos...deserve your vote?

[elperromagico]

54. Kodos wants to be the High Overlord of all Earth beings,

and he will fight for every vote.


KODOS '04: HE'LL FIGHT FOR YOU

[Placebo]

56. If by "fight" you mean "steal"...

then yes you are ABSOLUTELY right.

but if you want a candidate who will treat ALL humans equally, who will give them ALL the same amount of rights, THEN SAY TO KANG WHAT HE HAS ALLLLLLLWAYS SAID TO US.................SEND ME!!!!

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59. Kodos has a message for the Kang Mean Machine:

We’re coming,
You’re going,
And don’t let the door hit you on the way out!!!

KODOS BELIEVES IN YOU

[Placebo]

60. Would that be a revolving door?

Kodos has been on every side of every door EVERY TIME.

Do you want a REVOLVING door, or do you want a steady, confident, tried and true, DETERMINED, STRONG, SOLID, DOOR that will not be a 'SENSITIVE' WISHY WASHY REVOLVING DOOR, but will be a one way in, one way out, BUILT IN THE USA, KANG BELIEVES IN YOU, HE BELIEVES IN THIS COUNTRY, A VOTE FOR KANG IS A VOTE FOR STEADY LEADERSHIP IN A TIME OF CHANGE, YES, AMERICAN, CAN! GOD BLESS YOU!

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61. Just remember:

While Kodos was fighting for the rights of all citizens of Earth, Kang was snorting cocaine off the backside of a prostitute.

And with that, I retire for the evening, confident of a Kodos landslide.

KODOS '04: THE COURAGE TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT

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62. Well Just Remember This...

The POPULAR VOTE is MEANINGLESS.

That is all.

Pleasant dreams. :pals:

[JohnKleeb]

49. Kodos will restore openess in government

Kodos will fight and protect the rights of workers, GLBT, etc, Kodos will take on corporate crime. Kang on the other hand supports a bill that bans free porno, cosponsors a bill that makes me have to go work for 8 hours tommorow which means basically I am out heh.

[JohnKleeb]

27. well go kodos, I am gonna split soon

[WindRavenX]

47. heh...I love this one quote:

"Abortion for none"
:boo:
"Abortion for all!"
:boo:
"Very well then...abortion for some...minurature american flags for all!"
:cheering:
:D

[JohnKleeb]

50. yep

now sleepy time.

[elperromagico]

55. Good night, Kleeb.

:hi:

[Placebo]

58. pleasant dreams kleeb!

:pals:

[elperromagico]

53. Yeah, that's a great one.

Another great one: "We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a better way, I'd like to hear it."

[JohnKleeb]

57. another one is where Kleeb leaves though reluctantly to sleep

:snooze: night y'all.

[baldguy]

63. five of one, half a ziklep of another

They both budded off of the same brood-parent anyway.

[lojasmo]

64. Where's my nail studded board? N/T

[JohnKleeb]

65. yawn good mornin, good mornin to you

heh good ole singing in the rain. Da's Da was in the same frat as Gene Kelly dontcha know. Go Kodos.